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Old 12-09-2018, 11:23 AM   #1
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new sniglet

"oldmanscaping" ...a term for the hair trimming you do only as an older dude

Ysee I have these two hairs that grow out of my ear, now.
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Old 12-09-2018, 11:33 AM   #2
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You can use your increased production of cerumen to do the waxing for a smooth auricle line.
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Old 12-09-2018, 07:25 PM   #3
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Not sticky enough
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Old 12-11-2018, 03:05 PM   #4
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I had two hairs on my ear when I was thirty. Now I literally shave my whole ear while it's all soaped up in the shower. It's mostly white fur, but there's a lot of it.
There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 08-25-2019, 12:14 PM   #5
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Stinkling: that almost chill you get when you first start to feel a nice dump moving within you.

I just made that up. Brb. Gotta go
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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Old 08-27-2019, 08:18 AM   #6
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The stink left behind by someone else's behind:


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Old 08-30-2019, 07:31 AM   #7
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These are quite good.
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
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