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Old 10-11-2013, 09:17 AM   #16
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I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too.
I'd prefer a gentle suck-off than a tongue lashing, even when I'm really horny. I can take it rough, but unless it's a quick fumble I'd rather only take it hard and fast from my own fingers.

So no help from me.
My best would be Lip Job.
to each her own.

In your spirit of literality, I don't consider a blow job a job, and technically there's really very little blowing. It's not an inflation tube.

I think what works well is some phrase that each party understands, even if their mutual understanding is something unrelated or random phrase. I've heard "baking cookies" as a euphemism for making whoopee, itself a comic sounding bit of nonsense.

Learning what appeals especially to Twil would be a good place to start to look for more superficially acceptable terms, ones with more specific and zexy occult meanings. Words are fun and sexy talk is a reliable and enjoyable way to stretch, to warmup as you would for any other vigorous sexercise.
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:17 AM   #17
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kiss of boxes
I hear that's the title of George R. R. Martin's next series of novels.
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:25 AM   #18
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wouldn't that be a kiss of boxes?
Only if she has more than one. .... or there are two girls. ...
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Old 10-11-2013, 09:57 AM   #19
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I dunno. Tongue is important but lips really are too. ... My best would be Lip Job.
LJ for short.
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Old 10-11-2013, 10:22 AM   #20
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Old 10-11-2013, 01:48 PM   #21
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LJ for short.
I'll vote for that!
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Old 10-11-2013, 04:08 PM   #22
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Always hated the term blowjob. Handjob too come to that. They make it sound like you're being asked to do building site work.

Honestly, I'd rather a guy just asked me to suck his cock than for a blowjob.

Don't know what the female version would be though.
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Old 10-11-2013, 04:33 PM   #23
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The lady asked for

1. a pussy licking
2. a box munching
3. a box lunch
4. a vaginal oration
5. The Gravdigr Special
6. a lip-to-lip revival
7. a trench cleaning
8. a Kuni Lexus
9. a nom job
10. a trip to the lip(s)
11. a good ole clit lickin'
12. the lickety split
13. some face time
14. the royal taster
15. a lickin' before the dickin'
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Old 10-11-2013, 04:39 PM   #24
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oh god, no. 7 is vile.
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:26 PM   #25
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:27 PM   #26
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Um yeah' no' digr.

I guess I didn't put any stress on the concept of this term being non vomit inducing. Really it should be cute, and non sexual sounding on the surface.

A lickety split maybe.... But the rest of those are right out. #7 is out X 11. If you were actually to refer to that holy grail as a trench.... That may be the end of your association with it. And cleaning? Omgbarf.
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:27 PM   #27
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:28 PM   #28
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Old 10-11-2013, 07:33 PM   #29
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Old 10-11-2013, 08:30 PM   #30
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