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Old 03-08-2007, 09:34 AM   #1
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And how many different words can we come up with for...

..."penis?"
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:35 AM   #2
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:37 AM   #3
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.


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Old 03-08-2007, 09:39 AM   #4
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Oh great...you already took "cock"...what the hell is Jim gonna use now?

prong
tube steak
bologna pony
love tool
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:44 AM   #5
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junk
wang
schlong
putz
naughty bits (includes scrotum)
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:44 AM   #6
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:46 AM   #7
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Oh great...you already took "cock"...what the hell is Jim gonna use now?
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:49 AM   #8
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Instant Hall of Fame material!

This, of course, applies to both LJ's rejoinder *and* my penis.
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:51 AM   #9
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"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.
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Old 03-08-2007, 09:53 AM   #10
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:01 AM   #11
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"Hall of Fame" belongs in the vagina thread.
in the 'throwing a hotdog down a hallway' sense, i take it?
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:11 AM   #12
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As in "sausage in a cathedral" - the Brit equivilant of the above

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Old 03-08-2007, 10:19 AM   #13
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'sycamore'
Great! Now I'm a hemaphrodite! I'm so confused! Thanks, Fucker!
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:25 AM   #14
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Old 03-08-2007, 10:34 AM   #15
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it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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