Hats off to the slanger

Undertoad · 04-08-2006, 01:40 AM

I noticed that today's birthday list includes

Kofi Annan (68)

That seemed about right so I looked it up. It IS Annan's birthday, and he IS 68. Apparently when Slang created the account he looked up Annan's actual birth date. That's the sort of detail that makes for fine comedy. My hat is off!

Cheyenne · 04-08-2006, 02:01 AM

Stubbs The Clown:

"Oh, I forgot to tell ya...I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean!
But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY!
Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes...my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard!!

SO LONG!!

Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya...THAT'S COMEDY!"

I love that bit!

wolf · 04-08-2006, 02:59 AM

He actually is pretty detail oriented, when he's able to maintain focus.

xoxoxoBruce · 04-08-2006, 03:12 AM

He probably Googled to get the spelling and they had the date there.

richlevy · 04-08-2006, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

He actually is pretty detail oriented, when he's able to maintain focus.

Really? I have this picture of him as the guy who remembers to bring the cleaning kit but leaves the ammo at home.

wolf · 04-09-2006, 12:55 AM

He always has ammo. Cleaning kit? We don't need no steekin' cleaning kit! That's why he shoots a Glock.

04-08-2006, 01:40 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Hats off to the slanger I noticed that today's birthday list includes Kofi Annan (68) That seemed about right so I looked it up. It IS Annan's birthday, and he IS 68. Apparently when Slang created the account he looked up Annan's actual birth date. That's the sort of detail that makes for fine comedy. My hat is off!

04-08-2006, 02:01 AM	#2
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	Stubbs The Clown: "Oh, I forgot to tell ya...I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean! But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY! Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes...my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard!! SO LONG!! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya...THAT'S COMEDY!" I love that bit! __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

04-08-2006, 02:59 AM	#3
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He actually is pretty detail oriented, when he's able to maintain focus. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-08-2006, 03:12 AM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He probably Googled to get the spelling and they had the date there. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-09-2006, 12:55 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	He always has ammo. Cleaning kit? We don't need no steekin' cleaning kit! That's why he shoots a Glock. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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