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Old 09-25-2006, 12:47 PM   #1
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Cellar's Sexiest

From what I've seen, I have to say Ibram, no contest.
note: I don't "swing that way" (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
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Old 09-25-2006, 01:02 PM   #2
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From what I've read I'd have to go with Bruce - but then my sexual responses are geared to personality rather than looks.

And all the other ladies want him, so I figure why fight it.
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Old 09-25-2006, 05:27 PM   #3
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I'm absolutely honoured. However, it must be mentioned that that's a particularly good picture, and a particularly bad camera, which disguises the worst of the acne and just sheer ugliness.
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:15 PM   #4
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wait. i wanna change flints title to 'I'm no homoist'
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Old 09-25-2006, 06:32 PM   #5
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wait. i wanna change flints title to 'I'm no homoist'
omg-that is hilarious!

BTW, there are some sexy people here--and it might be easier to identify the very UNsexy ones.
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:26 AM   #6
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omg-that is hilarious!

BTW, there are some sexy people here--and it might be easier to identify the very UNsexy ones.
just because i don't post in this thread doesn't mean I can't hear you talking about me. how wude.
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Old 09-26-2006, 11:43 AM   #7
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just because i don't post in this thread doesn't mean I can't hear you talking about me. how wude.
Not you! I wuv woo. I weely do.
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Old 09-25-2006, 07:37 PM   #8
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I actually know the sexiest man alive BUT since we are talking about the cellar and since sexy to me is a feeling or a presence of a person I would have to say,

I am with sundae girl on this.....hands down it has to be xo Bruce,capin howdy,possibly Brianna and remarkably RK who seems to possess a visual appeal.
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Old 09-25-2006, 07:42 PM   #9
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Possibly?

I'm crushed!
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Old 09-25-2006, 07:57 PM   #10
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lol.

well you know glibness and style is very sexy Bri.
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Old 09-25-2006, 08:28 PM   #11
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Bruce pops my toaster too. but then again, so does 3foot, 'spode, ghost.... actually, I think all the cellarites are shaggable...but I may just need to get laid
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Old 09-25-2006, 11:44 PM   #12
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Bruce pops my toaster too. but then again, so does 3foot, 'spode, ghost.... actually, I think all the cellarites are shaggable...but I may just need to get laid
Thanks, duck.

I assume that popping your toaster is a good thing...
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Old 09-26-2006, 05:52 AM   #13
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Thanks, duck.

I assume that popping your toaster is a good thing...
Uhuh - its a good thing. I like having my toaster popped.
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Old 09-25-2006, 09:17 PM   #14
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I'm sure that someone here would be willing to take one for the team and help you out, ducks.
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Old 09-25-2006, 09:38 PM   #15
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Wolf makes me laugh. That can't be beat.

Ducksnuts, thanks. The feeling's mutual, but my toaster's got a short cord and it wouldn't make it to Oz.

I don't want anyone to feel left out cause cellar gals are just plain sexy to start with. (maybe not gwennie so much) So I vote for a Ladies of the cellar calendar for 2007. Email me your sexiest photos and I'll tastefully arrange them into a calendar format and we'll see if UT will flog them on the site.
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