The Heart Attack Grill

chrisinhouston · 12-09-2006, 09:42 AM

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

Seems that several professional nursing groups have been complaining about this place and their scantilly clad nurse waitresses so the Attorney General made them add this disclaimer to their website.

*The use of the word "Nurse" above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our website actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and its employees do NOT offer any therapeutic treatments (aside from laughter) whatsoever*

wolf · 12-09-2006, 12:32 PM

I am excited by the descriptions of their burgers and the fact that they fry their fries in lard. Glorious lard, perfect crisper of carbohydrates! And Marlboros along with your order, how good does this place get?

Most of you guys, though will probably be more interested in the nurses.

BrianR · 12-09-2006, 03:14 PM

I'm not interested in the nurses. Bring on the burgers!

I gotta try this someday

SteveDallas · 12-09-2006, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Most of you guys, though will probably be more interested in the nurses.

I can't stand tofu, but if one of those nurses served it to me, I'd at least taste it. You know, just to be polite.

zippyt · 12-09-2006, 04:46 PM

This place Looks KILLLLLLER !!!!
flock them whineyassed Nurses if,n they can't take a joke !!!!

Griff · 12-09-2006, 05:32 PM

What's beautiful is that this was in my morning paper today and it was cellar news a couple weeks ago. rock on Toadster.

12-09-2006, 09:42 AM	#1
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	The Heart Attack Grill http://www.heartattackgrill.com/ Seems that several professional nursing groups have been complaining about this place and their scantilly clad nurse waitresses so the Attorney General made them add this disclaimer to their website. The use of the word "Nurse" above is only intended as a parody. None of the women pictured on our website actually have any medical training, nor do they attempt to provide any real medical services. It should be made clear that the Heart Attack Grill and its employees do NOT offer any therapeutic treatments (aside from laughter) whatsoever

12-09-2006, 12:32 PM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I am excited by the descriptions of their burgers and the fact that they fry their fries in lard. Glorious lard, perfect crisper of carbohydrates! And Marlboros along with your order, how good does this place get? Most of you guys, though will probably be more interested in the nurses. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-09-2006, 03:14 PM	#3
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I'm not interested in the nurses. Bring on the burgers! I gotta try this someday __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

12-09-2006, 04:46 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	This place Looks KILLLLLLER !!!! flock them whineyassed Nurses if,n they can't take a joke !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

12-09-2006, 05:32 PM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	What's beautiful is that this was in my morning paper today and it was cellar news a couple weeks ago. rock on Toadster. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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