FDA Lies About Being Understaffed

05-08-2007, 07:49 PM

Cocaine energy drink pulled from shelves

xoxoxoBruce · 05-08-2007, 07:57 PM

I don't understand the connection?

bluecuracao · 05-08-2007, 08:25 PM

I guess because rk thinks they wasted time on this?

It's on ebay now, of course. But not selling very well.

Beestie · 05-08-2007, 08:41 PM

You mean there's no cocaine in the drink? Cases upon cases bought and consumed by me thinking that I was getting much-needed cocaine?!?!? But the effect was light so I kept upping the dose??!? -bet Bruce has already figured out where I'm going with this - so the Cocaine company LIED to me?

Hey, RK, send me the contact info for some of those lawyers you were talking about. I'm gonna SUE somebody!

Clodfobble · 05-08-2007, 10:27 PM

They should just call it Crack instead. And when the FDA says they're glorifying drug use, they can insist, "No no! See, it's named after the body part, we're actually glorifying ass crack!"

Beestie · 05-08-2007, 10:50 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to 'crack ho.'

Cloud · 05-09-2007, 08:31 AM

the FDA is Evil with a capital EEEEEEEE!

Happy Monkey · 05-09-2007, 10:11 AM

If they're accusing "cocaine" of making some sort of implied claim based on their name and slogans, their time would be much better served checking actual claims by the homeopath scams you can find in every supermarket and pharmacy.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-09-2007, 02:19 PM

No, no, HM. This is more important because, "It's for the children"tm

05-08-2007, 07:49 PM	#1
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	FDA Lies About Being Understaffed Cocaine energy drink pulled from shelves Last edited by rkzenrage; 05-08-2007 at 07:56 PM.

05-08-2007, 07:57 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I don't understand the connection? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-08-2007, 08:41 PM	#4
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	You mean there's no cocaine in the drink? Cases upon cases bought and consumed by me thinking that I was getting much-needed cocaine?!?!? But the effect was light so I kept upping the dose??!? -bet Bruce has already figured out where I'm going with this - so the Cocaine company LIED to me? Hey, RK, send me the contact info for some of those lawyers you were talking about. I'm gonna SUE somebody! __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

05-08-2007, 10:50 PM	#6
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Gives a whole new meaning to 'crack ho.' __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

05-09-2007, 08:31 AM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	the FDA is Evil with a capital EEEEEEEE! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-08-2007, 08:25 PM	#3
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I guess because rk thinks they wasted time on this? It's on ebay now, of course. But not selling very well.

05-08-2007, 10:27 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	They should just call it Crack instead. And when the FDA says they're glorifying drug use, they can insist, "No no! See, it's named after the body part, we're actually glorifying ass crack!"

05-09-2007, 10:11 AM	#8
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	If they're accusing "cocaine" of making some sort of implied claim based on their name and slogans, their time would be much better served checking actual claims by the homeopath scams you can find in every supermarket and pharmacy. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-09-2007, 02:19 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	No, no, HM. This is more important because, "It's for the children"tm __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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