Tourists in Vegas using handicapped scooters

richlevy · 05-24-2007, 10:25 PM

Sweet Lord, deliver us from idiots.

From here

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LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- There's lazy, and then there's Las Vegas lazy.
In increasing numbers, Las Vegas tourists exhausted by the four miles of gluttony laid out before them are getting around on electric "mobility scooters."
Don't think trendy Vespa motorbikes. Think updated wheelchair.
Forking over about $40 a day and their pride, perfectly healthy tourists are cruising around Las Vegas casinos in transportation intended for the infirm.
You don't have to take a step. You don't even have to put your drink down.
"It was all the walking," 27-year-old Simon Lezama said on his red Merits Pioneer 3. Lezama, a trim and fit-looking restaurant manager from Odessa, Texas, rented it on Day 3 of his five-day vacation, "and now I can drink and drive, be responsible and save my feet."

Now I've been to Las Vegas a few times. And the super casinos, congested sidewalks, and high heat do make getting around on foot hard. But until a doctor tells me I have to, I am not getting on one of those scooters.

On our last trip I must have walked five miles one day. I thought my feet would fall off, assuming they didn't burn up from the heat of the sidewalk.

Can you imagine what it would look like if a majority of the tourists did this?

bluecuracao · 05-24-2007, 11:35 PM

I can picture a buffet-stuffed, drunken 50-scooter-rider pile-up in the near future. That might be worth a trip to Las Vegas to see...

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-25-2007, 02:39 AM

I've been to Vegas recently myself, and along the Strip. I don't recall any fleets of Rascals and Hoverounds scooting along the sidewalks -- but there are a lot of two-legged blimps who look like they're headed into the scooter demographic. Eating a lot along the Strip is also likely to put you there in due course: it's easiest to find whitebread food right along there. The rest of Vegas looks like Fast Food Nation, too -- every national and most regional eatery chains are represented in that city. Next time I go, sometime in June, I'm looking for eateries that aren't mass-produced. I want food that's better for me.

BrianR · 05-25-2007, 08:27 AM

Next time I'm in Vegas (late August) I will be staying at the Luxor. Or so I'm told. Anyway, she wants a rental car because of all the distance and her health. I see a chance to save money (for blackjack, natch) by getting her a scooter.

Thanks Rich!

PS I am SO gonna get killed for this!

Sundae · 05-25-2007, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bluecuracao

I can picture a buffet-stuffed, drunken 50-scooter-rider pile-up in...

It's always a good day when you get to write that.

Shawnee123 · 05-25-2007, 09:38 AM

Scooters are great for those who need them. Those who are just lazy deserve to be driven off a cliff in one. But, you never know if they really need them or not, so I guess you just have to assume they do. Or assume they don't and put metal bars in the spokes as they go by (do scooters have spokes?)

Yznhymr · 05-25-2007, 11:57 PM

If you believe the commercials, these folks aren't tired from walking, but from the drunken sexcapades. Wow, I've walked bowlegged after sex, but never needed a wheelchair. Maybe I am not doing something right??? LOL

Cloud · 05-26-2007, 01:13 AM

sounds like a great activity to liven up those long casino nights.

Senior tipping.

TheMercenary · 05-26-2007, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

Senior tipping.

I love it. Sort of like cow tipping in days of the old.

richlevy · 05-26-2007, 10:41 AM

Maybe it will come to the point that casinos demand that users hang handicap placards from the handlebars so that they can deny service to the merely lazy.

It's a tough call, since some handicapped do not apply for placards.

I'm going to Vegas in September, so I'll be on the lookout for this.

05-26-2007, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I love it. Sort of like cow tipping in days of the old.

Good way to get shot.

Cloud · 05-26-2007, 03:11 PM

what about kiosks renting Segways up and down the strip? Shit, having trekked that thing up and down several times, I'd go for that. Too dangerous, I suppose. But if you ever go to LV, the Number One thing you need to bring is good walking shoes. 'struth!

Urbane Guerrilla · 05-27-2007, 01:16 AM

Cloud's right: the Strip is long, and it's all concrete. Light hikers would not be out of the question, and pack along a liter of water and a broadbrimmed hat too. Las Vegas summer sun is no joke.

Something I didn't see was quadricycles built for two plus shopping plunder. ?? Maybe they don't mix so well with Highway 15 and its frontage roads, which is pretty much how automobiles negotiate the Strip.

richlevy · 05-29-2007, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

what about kiosks renting Segways up and down the strip? Shit, having trekked that thing up and down several times, I'd go for that. Too dangerous, I suppose. But if you ever go to LV, the Number One thing you need to bring is good walking shoes. 'struth!

Number one on my list is to have a new pair of walking shoes before I go back. Definitely with enough cushion to take the pavement pounding. About the only good think is that there is always an air conditioned space a step away.

I'm surprised people don't go into shock stepping from a 105 degree sidewalk into a 65 degree casino.

TheMercenary · 05-29-2007, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage

Good way to get shot.

Teens don't consider risks. They go for the fun.

05-25-2007, 02:39 AM	#3
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	I've been to Vegas recently myself, and along the Strip. I don't recall any fleets of Rascals and Hoverounds scooting along the sidewalks -- but there are a lot of two-legged blimps who look like they're headed into the scooter demographic. Eating a lot along the Strip is also likely to put you there in due course: it's easiest to find whitebread food right along there. The rest of Vegas looks like Fast Food Nation, too -- every national and most regional eatery chains are represented in that city. Next time I go, sometime in June, I'm looking for eateries that aren't mass-produced. I want food that's better for me. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

05-25-2007, 08:27 AM	#4
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Next time I'm in Vegas (late August) I will be staying at the Luxor. Or so I'm told. Anyway, she wants a rental car because of all the distance and her health. I see a chance to save money (for blackjack, natch) by getting her a scooter. Thanks Rich! PS I am SO gonna get killed for this! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

05-25-2007, 09:38 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Scooters are great for those who need them. Those who are just lazy deserve to be driven off a cliff in one. But, you never know if they really need them or not, so I guess you just have to assume they do. Or assume they don't and put metal bars in the spokes as they go by (do scooters have spokes?) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-25-2007, 11:57 PM	#7
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	If you believe the commercials, these folks aren't tired from walking, but from the drunken sexcapades. Wow, I've walked bowlegged after sex, but never needed a wheelchair. Maybe I am not doing something right??? LOL __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

05-26-2007, 01:13 AM	#8
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	sounds like a great activity to liven up those long casino nights. Senior tipping. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-24-2007, 11:35 PM	#2
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I can picture a buffet-stuffed, drunken 50-scooter-rider pile-up in the near future. That might be worth a trip to Las Vegas to see...

05-26-2007, 10:41 AM	#10
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Maybe it will come to the point that casinos demand that users hang handicap placards from the handlebars so that they can deny service to the merely lazy. It's a tough call, since some handicapped do not apply for placards. I'm going to Vegas in September, so I'll be on the lookout for this. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

05-26-2007, 03:11 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	what about kiosks renting Segways up and down the strip? Shit, having trekked that thing up and down several times, I'd go for that. Too dangerous, I suppose. But if you ever go to LV, the Number One thing you need to bring is good walking shoes. 'struth! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-27-2007, 01:16 AM	#13
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Cloud's right: the Strip is long, and it's all concrete. Light hikers would not be out of the question, and pack along a liter of water and a broadbrimmed hat too. Las Vegas summer sun is no joke. Something I didn't see was quadricycles built for two plus shopping plunder. ?? Maybe they don't mix so well with Highway 15 and its frontage roads, which is pretty much how automobiles negotiate the Strip. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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