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Old 08-29-2007, 01:03 PM   #1
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Has anyone ever had french fries?

When was it? Were they good? How much were they? Where did you get them? Would you buy them again? Do your friends eat french fries? Where do they get them? How much do they pay? Are they having a good experience with the french fries? Did they share them? How many did they share? Do they own stock in french fries? Did they feed one to their dog? Did the dog like the french fry? How long did it take to eat them? Were they small, medium, or large packages? Were they curly, or straight? Were they thin, or thick? Did they have a beverage with their fries? What was the beverage? Did it taste good with the fries? Was there a better beverage they could have had with the fries? If they had a beverage how much did they pay for it? Were they happy with that beverage? Did their dog drink water after eating the fries? Did you take the dog for a walk? After the walk, did he eat more fries? Where do you plan to get your next fries? Do you tend to mix it up, or are there certain fries that you lean towards buying? Is it because of the taste or the cost? Have you ever been mugged for your fries? Have the fry people ever screwed you over when handing you the fries, like, did they drop them, or overcharge you, or steal your bankcard, or spit on them, or forget the salt? What did you do with the fry package when you were done? Did you throw it into a trashcan. Did you find one of the "Thank You" boxes and discard of your fry receptacle? Was it in a good spot? How many fry boxes were already in it?
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:12 PM   #2
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Is this an advert for Ridalin?
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:12 PM   #3
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lol...could be!
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:18 PM   #4
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Whats a frenched fry?
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:19 PM   #5
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I still don't know what the parking lot thread was all about either.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:25 PM   #6
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I still don't know what the parking lot thread was all about either.
Blue eggs don't belong in the washer. Duh.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:26 PM   #7
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I wont me a big ol' heap o' em 'ere french fried pertaters..mmm-hmm.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:26 PM   #8
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Whats a frenched fry?
Play your cards right and maybe you'll find out.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:42 PM   #9
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:55 PM   #10
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WTF???

I thought this was your busy time of the year, what with students coming back and all....

Feeling a little manic?
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:00 PM   #11
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mmmm....french fries, a mysterious parking lot thread, blue eggs in a dishwasher and recommendations for ritalin...a premature diagnosis of mania...and all Shawnee really wants to do is blow off some steam.

I like!
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:00 PM   #12
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Our busy time of year runs about Jan to November. Actually, classes started Monday (like yours did) so there isn't much screaming going on this week.

I don't know, just having a little fun, checking responses. I type fast.

Besides, ten times I brushed my hair and the cat went outside even though I had bought a new truck 10 years ago.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:02 PM   #13
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mmmm....french fries, a mysterious parking lot thread, blue eggs in a dishwasher and recommendations for ritalin...a premature diagnosis of mania...and all Shawnee really wants to do is blow off some steam.

I like!
You get it! You rock! I don't normally expect anyone to get my sense of humor, but then...a lot of people are realllllllly dumb. Posts as dumb as posts, ya know?

pssst, by the way...try to be quiet, I can't tell you WHY I ask these questions. Just know it is of the utmost importance to the scientists at...shit, I've said too much.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:04 PM   #14
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Oh, i get yours and LJ's...

*thinks*

...wonder what that means?
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:10 PM   #15
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You must type fast. I don't even have time to read all that.

But now I really, really want french fries - with extra salt. And maybe a milkshake.

I believe you're practicing subliminal suggestion (but without the subliminal part). First this, now french fries.

I hope you don't bring up Bourbon.
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