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02-06-2008, 10:05 AM
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Snowflake
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Location: Dystopia
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The menace of ROBOTS
Nine out of ten people you encounter on a daily basis are probably robots. As for the rest, how do you know they aren't robot sympathizers?
It's getting to where I can't even take a simple trip to the grocery store without muttering under my breath at all the robot bastards clogging the isles with their fake plastic faces, mocking me with their simulations of natural speech. Oh, I'm not fooled by your synthetic fart aroma. Nice try. If we don't do something about this problem, before it's too late, then :::urgh::: I just got killed by a robot. See? You could be next. Think about that.
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02-06-2008, 10:19 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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DANGER, FLINT ROBINSON, DANGER!
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02-06-2008, 10:26 AM
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I little water, sprayed from an atomizer into their faces will short circuit their main sensor arrays. It will buy you some time.
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02-06-2008, 10:35 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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LIAR! That has NEVER been true! People saw Westworld and they thought water was the answer. But that was over 30 years ago! Do you think the robots never change? Adapt and learn?
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02-06-2008, 10:41 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Well, at the very least you should buy robot insurance.
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02-06-2008, 10:45 AM
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still says videotape
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02-06-2008, 10:48 AM
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It's like buying "insurance" from the mafia.
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02-06-2008, 10:50 AM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: New Mexico
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Humans are inferior to robots. Just look at your petty emotional outrage. It's sad really. I'm not even sure how any human babies have survived....does not compute....
 Elimination in 3-2-1......
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02-06-2008, 11:49 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Pick me. Being human sucks.
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02-06-2008, 01:14 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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02-06-2008, 01:26 PM
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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10 "people" have posted here. 9 of you are robots.
TEH CELLAR IS A ROBOTS SCUM SITE!!!1
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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02-06-2008, 01:34 PM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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I am nots robotics...
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02-06-2008, 02:39 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Hey, Flint...Klaatu...barada...nicto.
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02-06-2008, 02:50 PM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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You haven't even begun to feel the menace of robots.
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