So, you wanna be Jack Sparrow?

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Pirate's Booty.

So, you think it would be cool to work for Disney? This is a fascinating blog on what it was like to play Jack Sparrow at Disneyland. (This may have been found by another Cellardwellar--I found it on del.icio.us, but can't remember who all is who). Some of the more interesting bits:

Disney warned us we were going to have a lot of horny women coming on to us. . . . And they said as far as alcohol goes, don’t even mention drinking. But the Pirates of the Caribbean song is all about drinking, and they’re drinking all along the ride. So I eventually broke that rule, because it would have taken me out of character. When parents took pictures, I’d say, “Everyone say ‘rum,’ ” and the parents loved it. The kids would just ask, “What’s rum?” . . .

The face characters and the fuzzies dressed apart. There was a ranking system in the dressing room: If you were a princess, you pretty much got that long mirror wall. For some reason the Jacks always ended up in the back corner.