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Old 12-15-2008, 02:39 PM   #1
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Using sarcasm to determine dementia

http://www.cosmosmagazine.com/news/2...cting-dementia

Interesting concept.
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Old 12-15-2008, 03:01 PM   #2
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This could be a great tool for the Cellar... if you know what I mean.
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Old 12-15-2008, 04:42 PM   #3
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Yeah, sure, you can use sarcasm to detect dementia! That's a great idea.
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Old 12-15-2008, 04:53 PM   #4
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Well we know my MIL doesn't have Alzheimers, but now she'll think she's getting flowers...
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:43 PM   #5
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I'll have to try this at work.

I'm pretty sure it's true. There's a lot of humor that's lost on momWolf these days.

I think I had to explain the last couple GEICO commercials to her.
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:15 PM   #6
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An interesting study, and in comso?
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Old 12-15-2008, 07:22 PM   #7
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I think I had to explain the last couple GEICO commercials to her.
Yeah, well, count me with mom Wolf as far as Geico goes.


If I ever stop dripping sarcasm from practically every sentence, my family and cow-orkers will probably call 911.
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:09 PM   #8
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If I ever stop dripping sarcasm from practically every sentence, my family and cow-orkers will probably call 911.
That's why I love ya, SD.
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:48 AM   #9
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Yeah, well, count me with mom Wolf as far as Geico goes.


If I ever stop dripping sarcasm from practically every sentence, my family and cow-orkers will probably call 911.
Heh...me too.
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:37 AM   #10
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An interesting study, and in comso?
That would be Cosmos Magazine, not Cosmopolitan.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:27 PM   #11
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Sarcasm is my primary form of communication.

Selene is now actively getting angry when I use it.

Does this mean that she's coming down with dementia?
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:54 PM   #12
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How about using dementia to determine sarcasm? Anyone?

Any takers? Who are you again? A piker?
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:59 PM   #13
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How about using determinism to be demented about sarcasm?
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:32 AM   #14
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I think I have dementia.

I don't get sarcasm most of the time.
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:33 AM   #15
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Sarcasm is my primary form of communication.
When you are no longer able to understand your own jokes, then you'll know you're demented.


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Selene is now actively getting angry when I use it.

Does this mean that she's coming down with dementia?
This is another medical condition, well known in women, called defessus vestri somnium.
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