A Survey...

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Would you rather, suck on someones nose untill it caved in, or slide down a big razorblade in a pool of alcohol?
A- Suck someones nose

Would you rather, sleep on a bed of nails or a bed of maggots?
A- nails...i just cant do the maggots i just cant

Would you rather, eat rotton eggs or raw meat?
A- Raw meat...

Would you rather, walk on broken glass, or put your feet in shoes with snakes in them?
A-broken glass...ive dont that before.

Would you rather, drink boiling hot water, or cold blood.
A- Cold blood

Would you rather, bite off your own toenail, or lick your dirty foot?
A- Bite off own toenail...

Would you rather, hang upside down facing a vat of hot boiling oil or a pit of deadly snakes.
A- Ill go with the oil thanks

Would you rather, bite off your own finger or chopp off you little toe?
A- Bye Bye little toe

Would you rather, have your tongue stuck to a frozen pole, or you butt cheek.
A- Omg my tongue butt cheek is a lil embarrassing

Would you rather, mix your Top Ramen with cereal, or your icecream with soup?
A-Ramen with the cereal.

Would you rather, put your hand in a tank with Piranhas, or get your foot stuck under a running lawn mower?
A- Bye Bye Foot...

Would you rather, eat Mexican or Chinese food everyday for a year?
A- Mexican please i couldnt do that much chinese food

Would you rather, have an affair with your neighbor,or your best friend?
A- My neighbor cause at least then it wouldnt be awkward

Would you rather, sleep in the same bed with a dead animal, or dead person?
A- Dead person

Would you rather, get stuck in a forain country or another planet?
A- Planet please

Would you rather, wear ichy underware, or sit on a cactus?
A- Sit on a cactus

Would you rather, lick a cat or a dog?
A- Lick a dog big whoop

Would you rather, die in a rose bush or poison ivy?
A- Poison Ivy

Would you rather, stick your head in the oven with the gas on, or run through a big fire?
A- Fire please

Would you rather, trick or treat @ Freddies or Jasons?
A- Freddies cause he cant get me as long as im awake!

The Rest...


Would you be willing to go to jail for ten years in exchange for $100,000?
A- Oh hell no

How much do you usually tip a server who did a fine job?
A- 20%

How much do you tip a poor server?
A- 10%

Does it bother you when people are late?
A- Yes alot

Do you check to see if products are tested on animals?
A- Yes always

What was your favorite TV show as a kid?
A- The Bob Newhart Show

Have you ever pooped outside not in an outhouse?
A- A few times...im a country kid

What is your coolest scar?
A- The one on my wrist

What are you ganna be doing 5 days from now?
A-Packing and moving

How about 5 months?
A- Hopefully in school again!

5 years?
A- Thinking bout having another kid and being weird

Do you like corndogs?
A- YES.

How many friends do you have on myspace?
A- I dont know

What store would you go to first if you won the lottery?
A- Carter's

The last dream you remember having?
A- Really weird where my brother could fly and he killed me

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
A- Yes

How about chunky dunking?
A- What is that!

Longest you'll wait in a line?
A- 20 minutes

Longest letter you've ever written?
A- 10 Pages

Do you sing karaoke?
A- Yes

What have you learned?
A- that i like to waste my life away

How much did you weigh when you were born?
A- 10 pounds 2 1/2 ounces

Where were you on 9-11?
A- I was pregnant with my son and getting ready to go to the Kansas State Fair

Do your parents consider the word "hell" a swear?
A- Hell no...my grandmothers favorite word was mother fucker

Is your Myspace page set to private?
A- Yes cause of all the annoying pervs

Do your parents have a myspace?
A- Yes they do

What is the nearest photo to you?
A- My hubby and I on our wedding day

Would you like to learn how to pole dance?
A- I kinda already know how

Have you ever gone commando?
A- Usually do

Have you ever considered joining the army?
A- Fuck that noise

What holiday is your birthday closest to?
A- Labor Day

Where was the last house you went besides your house?
A- My momma's

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
A- Actually I had a guy once tell me i looked like jennifer tilly

Do you have freckles?
A- Nopers

How do you like your steak cooked?
A- Medium...

Have you talked with your parents about sex?
A- Yes i do all the time...my mom is one of my best friends

What is the best thing in your refrigerator right now?
Cucumbers

Were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
A- nope

Where was your default picture taken?
A- My living room

Have you ever seen a dead body?
A- Yes

How long do you think you will live?
A- Til im old enough to die

What was the first thing you did this morning?
A- got up and went potty

The last compliment you received?
A- "Damn babygirl that feels so good"
from my hubby

What are you doing this weekend?
A- Packing

When was the last time you threw up?
A- 6 months ago

Is your best friend a virgin?
A- Yeah right

Are you a mommy or daddy?
A- Yes i have two wonderful children... a 7 year old and a 15 month old! and im 23

Would you ever join the military?
A- FUCK THAT NOISE!!

The last website you visited?
A- Cellar.Org

Is anything alive in your room?
A- I sure hope not

When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
A- along time ago

Do you have a desk in your room?
A- No its in the living room

Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
A- only is tequila is involved

What kind of car insurance do you have?
A- None

Are you named after one of your parents or grandparents?
A- my middle name is my grandmother's name Merry

Do you throw up gang signs?
A- no

Do you have a porn collection?
A- Maybe maybe not