What will you wish for on your turkey wish bone?

SamIam · 11-25-2009, 12:37 PM

I could be lofty and say I wish for world peace, but really what I want is a new flatscreen TV and Show Time. What is your one material wish?

Queen of the Ryche · 11-25-2009, 12:47 PM

I'll take boobs for $1,000 Alex. I already have the rest.

Cicero · 11-25-2009, 12:48 PM

A turkey.

Spexxvet · 11-25-2009, 12:50 PM

A new garage door.

bluecuracao · 11-25-2009, 04:44 PM

New HVAC; but I wouldn't sniff at a flatscreen TV, if that's what the turkey's giving out.

Big Sarge · 11-25-2009, 04:53 PM

a new pair of boots. I have a tear in mine & supply still hasn't gotten me new ones

lumberjim · 11-25-2009, 04:58 PM

i killed a hobo

monster · 11-25-2009, 05:12 PM

I'd like to be more like Emma, please.

Trilby · 11-25-2009, 05:14 PM

Can I have new boobs AND cheese? coz that's what I'd like!

monster · 11-25-2009, 05:40 PM

all new Cheesy Boobz..... more than just a mouthful

ZenGum · 11-25-2009, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge

a new pair of boots. I have a tear in mine & supply still hasn't gotten me new ones

WTF? How can this need not be addressed? Grrr. Boots, people, a soldier on active deployment needs good boots. This is not negotiable. Up there with food and ammo.

I'm doing pretty well RFN, it's even raining here, so I'll use my wish for new boots for Sarge too. Hope they come soon.

sexobon · 11-26-2009, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i killed a hobo

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I'd like to be more like Emma, please.

I wish for good will towards Hobos and Dwellarettes (Dwellars who are minors).

jujuwwhite · 11-26-2009, 05:46 AM

Boob job just to get them back up from where gravity has called their name.

And Boots for the servicemen too!

[quote=ZenGum;612336]WTF? Boots, people, a soldier on active deployment needs good boots. This is not negotiable. Up there with food and ammo.

Sundae · 11-26-2009, 05:49 AM

I'm going to be all generous and wish for new boots for Sarge.
Hang on, isn't this an episode of Little House on the Prarie? Or was it Little Women.

Anyway, magic turkey grants me another wish because it's altruistic.
I'll have my stomach stapled please.
My new BF will buy me new boobs then.
(Please note, new BF is as fictional - and likely - as the magic wishing turkey)

View Poll Results: What should the turkey bring you?
A new boob job for yourself or your girlfriend	3	33.33%
Baby needs a new pair of shoes	0	0%
A bazillion inch flat screen TV	1	11.11%
Cheese	1	11.11%
None of the above - please specify	4	44.44%
Voters: 9. You may not vote on this poll

11-25-2009, 12:37 PM	#1
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	What will you wish for on your turkey wish bone? I could be lofty and say I wish for world peace, but really what I want is a new flatscreen TV and Show Time. What is your one material wish?

11-25-2009, 12:47 PM	#2
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	I'll take boobs for $1,000 Alex. I already have the rest. __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

11-25-2009, 12:48 PM	#3
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	A turkey. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-25-2009, 12:50 PM	#4
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	A new garage door. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-25-2009, 04:44 PM	#5
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	New HVAC; but I wouldn't sniff at a flatscreen TV, if that's what the turkey's giving out.

11-25-2009, 04:53 PM	#6
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	a new pair of boots. I have a tear in mine & supply still hasn't gotten me new ones __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

11-25-2009, 04:58 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i killed a hobo __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-25-2009, 05:12 PM	#8
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I'd like to be more like Emma, please. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-25-2009, 05:14 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Can I have new boobs AND cheese? coz that's what I'd like!

11-25-2009, 05:40 PM	#10
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	all new Cheesy Boobz..... more than just a mouthful __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-26-2009, 05:46 AM	#13
jujuwwhite Capnhowdy's #1 smasher Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Rentz, GA Posts: 339	Boob job just to get them back up from where gravity has called their name. And Boots for the servicemen too! [quote=ZenGum;612336]WTF? Boots, people, a soldier on active deployment needs good boots. This is not negotiable. Up there with food and ammo. __________________ I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every moment of it.

11-26-2009, 05:49 AM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I'm going to be all generous and wish for new boots for Sarge. Hang on, isn't this an episode of Little House on the Prarie? Or was it Little Women. Anyway, magic turkey grants me another wish because it's altruistic. I'll have my stomach stapled please. My new BF will buy me new boobs then. (Please note, new BF is as fictional - and likely - as the magic wishing turkey) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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