If Marriage Were Outlawed Only Outlaws Would Have Inlaws

[squirell nutkin]

My wife tells me yesterday that her mother is planning on moving up to our town. The final nail in the coffin of her decision was that her apartment building is installing a cell tower on the roof. Something about it emitting cancerous commie rays. WTF? You live in Westchester, it's not like there aren't millions of them all over the place. Whatever.

For those of you following the saga, this is the same woman who, last year, was banned from our house by her own daughter for four months!

Now we are having huge, heated arguments about the subject.

I will need to calm down a bit before I can even begin to post about how fucked up this is. Frankly, I'm ready to move out, but I don't want to leave the kids.

Owls have nothing on my MIL