Products You Knew Never Existed

footfootfoot · 10-07-2011, 10:36 AM

Board Stretcher:

Trilby · 10-07-2011, 10:40 AM

I thought that was outlawed by the Geneva Convention??

BigV · 10-07-2011, 10:46 AM

cute!

I like how it's necked down in the middle. But I'm not sure how the geartrain/cam system works. Nice one!

footfootfoot · 10-07-2011, 10:50 AM

The lever rotates a cam that presses on the frame. The finger grabs a tooth to keep the board under tension.

BigV · 10-07-2011, 10:54 AM

ooohhhhhhhh.... dur.

(wait, not odor, ohhh dur, just... ah. not exactly understanding, but relief and pleasure at the warm sensation of the prospect of illumination bathing my upturned face.)

(wait, that's not the golden stream, is it? ew.)

Gravdigr · 10-07-2011, 02:50 PM

I read the title of this thread like half a dozen times...Lysdexia.

ZenGum · 10-07-2011, 05:54 PM

Left-handed screw driver?

Perry Winkle · 10-07-2011, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Left-handed screw driver?

I've got a bunch of those. Paid about 30% more than a right-handed screw driver. I screw like a champ now.

jimhelm · 10-07-2011, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

I screw like a champ now.

What, in a hotel room, against her will?

ZenGum · 10-07-2011, 06:56 PM

Owwwch.

Metric yardstick?

SCUBA diver's ashtray?

Oh and Board Stretcher made me think of a product I saw ... a Pet Stretcher. Whah? You know, a stretcher-bed for your dog. Ohh, right.

Now, about this "Hand Shredder"...

zippyt · 10-07-2011, 08:44 PM

Yes I Did Look for 50 ft of Flight line at supply once ,
The Gunny SGT was NOT amused !!!

ZenGum · 10-07-2011, 09:34 PM

He could have at least issued you with a Long Weight.

zippyt · 10-08-2011, 01:09 AM

Though I Did Have to fill out a Ba11n form

ZenGum · 10-08-2011, 06:19 AM

No ID10T report?

zippyt · 10-08-2011, 10:07 AM

Oh I sent a Boot down to Admin to get one of those from the Staff Sgt

10-07-2011, 10:36 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Products You Knew Never Existed Board Stretcher: Attached Images __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-07-2011, 10:40 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I thought that was outlawed by the Geneva Convention?? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-07-2011, 10:46 AM	#3
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	cute! I like how it's necked down in the middle. But I'm not sure how the geartrain/cam system works. Nice one! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-07-2011, 10:50 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	The lever rotates a cam that presses on the frame. The finger grabs a tooth to keep the board under tension. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-07-2011, 10:54 AM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	ooohhhhhhhh.... dur. (wait, not odor, ohhh dur, just... ah. not exactly understanding, but relief and pleasure at the warm sensation of the prospect of illumination bathing my upturned face.) (wait, that's not the golden stream, is it? ew.) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-07-2011, 02:50 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I read the title of this thread like half a dozen times...Lysdexia. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-07-2011, 05:54 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Left-handed screw driver? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-07-2011, 06:56 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Owwwch. Metric yardstick? SCUBA diver's ashtray? Oh and Board Stretcher made me think of a product I saw ... a Pet Stretcher. Whah? You know, a stretcher-bed for your dog. Ohh, right. Now, about this "Hand Shredder"... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-07-2011, 08:44 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Yes I Did Look for 50 ft of Flight line at supply once , The Gunny SGT was NOT amused !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-07-2011, 09:34 PM	#12
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He could have at least issued you with a Long Weight. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-08-2011, 01:09 AM	#13
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Though I Did Have to fill out a Ba11n form __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-08-2011, 06:19 AM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	No ID10T report? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-08-2011, 10:07 AM	#15
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh I sent a Boot down to Admin to get one of those from the Staff Sgt __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

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