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05-14-2012, 07:40 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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A MODEST PROPOSAL
I will take it upon myself to do Jaime Dimon's job AND
I will do it for * half * the salary he makes.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-14-2012, 11:25 AM
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Let's start your interview then.
Do you like to fire people? Do you really like it?
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05-14-2012, 11:40 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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Let's just eat him.
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05-14-2012, 12:35 PM
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Well, second question. Actually, a second chance at the second question, since you've messed up on your first answer.
"Salary" is not the right answer, since wages and salaries are regular income, subject to a maximum marginal rate of about 35%. Your compensation, yours, not the government's, should stay with you. How would you like to be compensated then to keep as much of it as possible?
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05-14-2012, 01:49 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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05-14-2012, 03:19 PM
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-14-2012, 03:20 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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BigV - just comp me the way they're comping Dimon Dick there
and that 'll be fine.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-14-2012, 03:21 PM
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Read? I only know how to write.
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05-14-2012, 03:22 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
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That's been half my problemmy whole life.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-14-2012, 03:24 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Now you have a problem.
TW is taking you seriously.
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05-14-2012, 03:33 PM
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-17-2012, 07:45 AM
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Slattern of the Swail
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Well...I may have to re-think my position.
If you want me to lose *three* billion or more it might cost you an additional yacht and crew.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-17-2012, 10:25 AM
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It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter. Living in an ethersphere makes problems easier. |
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05-17-2012, 11:44 AM
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05-18-2012, 09:34 AM
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