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Old 11-06-2012, 12:37 PM   #1
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Dear Deer

Dear Deer,
I see you buy the road
So still, eyes unflinching,
sometimes chopped nearly in half

Dear Deer,
I-95 is no place to be
fast cars, big trucks
too much velocity

Dear Deer
Stay away
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Old 11-06-2012, 01:26 PM   #2
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sounds like he bought more than the road...
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Old 11-06-2012, 02:13 PM   #3
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grandma got run over by a rain deer??

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Old 11-06-2012, 04:04 PM   #4
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Popdigr is off looking for a deer that wants to ride in his truck.
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Old 11-06-2012, 04:44 PM   #5
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Old 11-06-2012, 05:20 PM   #6
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I'm going deer hunting tomorrow. Primitive weapon season started on Monday.
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Old 11-06-2012, 09:41 PM   #7
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I'm going deer hunting tomorrow. Primitive weapon season started on Monday.
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs!

Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person!
I blow my nose at you, so called 'Arthur-king'!
You and your silly English kah-nigg-uhts!

*Sticks tongue out and blows a raspberry*
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Old 11-07-2012, 10:59 AM   #8
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I'm going deer hunting tomorrow. Primitive weapon season started on Monday.
I hope you mean 'primitive', as in, muzzleloader/flintlock/spear/atlatl. Archery season has been open for quite some time, including your neck o' the woods.
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Old 11-07-2012, 11:03 AM   #9
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Re: Kate Micucci

I wouldn't shoot her, but, I might mount her.

(I'm soooo hoping she pronounces her name 'my coochie'. )
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Old 11-07-2012, 11:30 AM   #10
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Dear Deer,
I see you buy the road
So still, eyes unflinching,
sometimes chopped nearly in half

Dear Deer,
I-95 is no place to be
fast cars, big trucks
too much velocity

Dear Deer
Stay away
This is beautiful in its simplicity. It's kind of like the red wheelbarrow beside the white chickens.
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:41 PM   #11
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(I'm soooo hoping she pronounces her name 'my coochie'. )
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Old 11-07-2012, 12:52 PM   #12
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"Playin' With Micucci"



Thank you, Happy Monkey, thank you.

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Old 11-07-2012, 01:33 PM   #13
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seems she's news to you.

Boy, oh boy, do you have some happyfuntime in your near term youtube future.
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Old 11-07-2012, 01:37 PM   #14
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seems she's news to you.
Heh, just her name.

And her cucci.
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Old 11-07-2012, 01:40 PM   #15
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I keep seeing various shows or movies that have either Kate Micucci or Riki Lindhome in them. They're everywhere.

Kate currently is in Raising Hope (which is pretty funny) but the weirdest thing was that I caught a remake of The Last House on the Left and I tuned in to see how bad it was compared to the awfully compelling original. Well, it wasn't great but the Crazy Woman (Sadie) of the Crazy People was played by Riki Lindhome.

That movie also starred Monica Potter who is on Parenthood (which is a really good show.)
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