It's Just not Cricket

monster · 03-28-2013, 12:31 PM

Banana lady's plane just landed over an hour early. I haven't even started tidying and i was jusr contemplating shifting my ass to see how fast i can bike...... which of course is procrastinastion -another skill i haven't lost, apparently

monster · 03-28-2013, 12:32 PM

(good luck to newbs deciphering this.... we love you really)

infinite monkey · 03-28-2013, 12:36 PM

GLATT TO AISLE FOUR. GLATT TO AISLE FOUR.

Banana Lady frenzies ARE your favorite posts.

I'm not a newb but I can't decipher the cricket thing. Nor shifting your ass or biking.

Chocolatl · 03-28-2013, 12:49 PM

Yay Banana Lady!

limey · 03-28-2013, 01:01 PM

Hasn't she come to do the housework?

Sent by thought transference

footfootfoot · 03-28-2013, 01:12 PM

cricket is used the way we use sporting, as in a good sportsmanship or a sporting chance, fair play.

How fast I can bike? probably means get something done. but I'm not sure. shifting your ass is getting your ass in gear.

Pete Zicato · 03-28-2013, 01:20 PM

Not a newbee and have absorbed enough Bringlish, apparently.

I read the above just like it was English!

glatt · 03-28-2013, 08:44 PM

A banana lady procrastination thread. I love these!

monster · 03-28-2013, 08:48 PM

no I literally meant biking. it's a nice day here and it is the missing piece tomy triathlon puzzle. i was contmplating pulling the bike out of hibernation and giving it a try (instead of cleaning) when the plane showed up as landed.

footfootfoot · 03-28-2013, 08:54 PM

See, I was a bit confused because my nanna (from Leicester) used the cryptic diary entry "Fell off my bike" to indicate she'd gotten slaughtered that night.

My grandparents, at least 3/4 of them, were not amateur drinkers.

Sundae · 03-29-2013, 04:47 AM

"On my bike" can also mean a lady is menstruating.
Although of course no real lady would ever make reference to such an indelicate topic.
She'd say, "Can't fuck, I'm blobbing."

Griff · 03-29-2013, 09:08 AM

monster · 03-29-2013, 09:48 AM

Not where I came from.

Bike. Two wheels, no blood, no drugs unless your name is Armstrong. Sundae you don't include me whn you mention brits, so why anglify me now?

It's another nice day. maybe today is bike day. Although it's somewhat chilly..... I'mm'a hit the gym first while it warms up, i think... I'm already done with BL

Sundae · 03-29-2013, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Sundae you don't include me when you mention brits, so why anglify me now?

Only because there's as little chance of me meeting you as any of the Merkins

Pete Zicato · 03-29-2013, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Only because there's as little chance of me meeting you as any of the Merkins

Oh, I dunno. I think the Zicatos and the MonsterBeests will eventually meet up. They get to Chicago from time to time. We've gotten real close a couple of times. We're bound to connect at some point.

03-28-2013, 12:31 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It's Just not Cricket Banana lady's plane just landed over an hour early. I haven't even started tidying and i was jusr contemplating shifting my ass to see how fast i can bike...... which of course is procrastinastion -another skill i haven't lost, apparently __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-28-2013, 12:32 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	(good luck to newbs deciphering this.... we love you really) __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-28-2013, 01:01 PM	#5
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Hasn't she come to do the housework? Sent by thought transference __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-28-2013, 01:12 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	cricket is used the way we use sporting, as in a good sportsmanship or a sporting chance, fair play. How fast I can bike? probably means get something done. but I'm not sure. shifting your ass is getting your ass in gear. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-28-2013, 01:20 PM	#7
Pete Zicato Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chicago suburbs Posts: 2,916	Not a newbee and have absorbed enough Bringlish, apparently. I read the above just like it was English! __________________ Talk nerdy to me.

03-28-2013, 12:36 PM	#3
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	GLATT TO AISLE FOUR. GLATT TO AISLE FOUR. Banana Lady frenzies ARE your favorite posts. I'm not a newb but I can't decipher the cricket thing. Nor shifting your ass or biking.

03-28-2013, 12:49 PM	#4
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Yay Banana Lady!

03-28-2013, 08:44 PM	#8
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	A banana lady procrastination thread. I love these!

03-28-2013, 08:48 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	no I literally meant biking. it's a nice day here and it is the missing piece tomy triathlon puzzle. i was contmplating pulling the bike out of hibernation and giving it a try (instead of cleaning) when the plane showed up as landed. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-28-2013, 08:54 PM	#10
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	See, I was a bit confused because my nanna (from Leicester) used the cryptic diary entry "Fell off my bike" to indicate she'd gotten slaughtered that night. My grandparents, at least 3/4 of them, were not amateur drinkers. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-29-2013, 04:47 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	"On my bike" can also mean a lady is menstruating. Although of course no real lady would ever make reference to such an indelicate topic. She'd say, "Can't fuck, I'm blobbing." __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-29-2013, 09:08 AM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	__________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-29-2013, 09:48 AM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Not where I came from. Bike. Two wheels, no blood, no drugs unless your name is Armstrong. Sundae you don't include me whn you mention brits, so why anglify me now? It's another nice day. maybe today is bike day. Although it's somewhat chilly..... I'mm'a hit the gym first while it warms up, i think... I'm already done with BL __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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