Make the pie higher

02-28-2003, 10:26 AM

Someone took the time to collect some Bushisms and make a nice little poem. I present it here for your reading pleasure.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

elSicomoro · 02-28-2003, 05:13 PM

That's funny, although they should have included his speaking gaffes as well.

Bitman · 03-04-2003, 11:09 PM

Those are boring, cuz they look just like normal English.

elSicomoro · 03-04-2003, 11:12 PM

Not "subliminableble" or "nookyuler."

02-28-2003, 10:26 AM	#1
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Make the pie higher Someone took the time to collect some Bushisms and make a nice little poem. I present it here for your reading pleasure. MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

02-28-2003, 05:13 PM	#2
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	That's funny, although they should have included his speaking gaffes as well.

03-04-2003, 11:09 PM	#3
Bitman cellar smellar Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: californy, baby! Posts: 403	Those are boring, cuz they look just like normal English.

03-04-2003, 11:12 PM	#4
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Not "subliminableble" or "nookyuler."

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