Good Guys and Bad Guys

[xoxoxoBruce]

Our team's handsome lot, Putin's team are thieving sots.

Now everyone knows is the late thirties the US was the bestest neighbor, not bullying anybody except maybe Mexico… um, South America, and some little tiny islands nobody wanted anyway. We weren't taking sides either, that lend lease stuff was just charity... err, business... no, charity.

But despite our neighborliness they couldn’t leave us alone, so we had to go save the whole world and a few close galaxies. Being wonderful people, we didn’t rape and pillage… hey that was consensual and you can’t prove different. And the Germans in the Atomic program begged to move where they could be free. So did the rocket guys.
Oh, and the weapons guys… and aircraft.

In contrast, the Russians were accosting pure virtous barmaids, and stealing the whole factories... we hadn’t gotten around to bombing into pixie dust.
Tsk tsk, naughty Russians.

Our goodguy soldiers only brought home nasty things that the German children might injure themselves with.
See, for the children, our guys thought of the children.


Like a 9mm Luger.