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Old 07-21-2016, 06:05 PM   #1
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"I can't Date Donald Trump"

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so I've got that going for me...
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Old 07-22-2016, 09:26 AM   #2
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How many more months for when Trump is scheduled to replace his current wife with a newer model?
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Old 07-23-2016, 06:39 AM   #3
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Might not be a newer model. Only Ivana and Melania were models. Marla was an actress. Might be a newer actress. Variety is the spice of life.
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Old 07-24-2016, 07:51 AM   #4
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Unfortunately one cannot trade in an old wife as a down payment on a new one. Otherwise Trump would do that. And claim it as a tax deduction.
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Old 07-24-2016, 02:07 PM   #5
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Why would he go through all that trouble when he could just give his old wife to you and deduct it as a charitable contribution?
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Old 07-24-2016, 11:31 PM   #6
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BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!!!
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Old 07-25-2016, 06:24 PM   #7
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Can we carbon date him though?
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