Nothing says quality like a little blood

blue · 03-27-2004, 07:46 PM

OK, I'm freakin bored tonight, wife went to bed early & pissed. I have a little teeny cut on my nose and am bleeding like a stuck pig.

Anybody else a bleeder? Or particularily squeamish about it? I rarely finish a good project without sheddding a little blood, kind of like having a party where the cops DON'T show up.

Anyhoo, here's blue in action:

novice · 03-27-2004, 07:50 PM

Looks like two chickens fighting.

blue · 03-27-2004, 07:51 PM

Uhhh...really? Did you read the inkblot thread? Are you sexually aroused right now?

Clodfobble · 03-27-2004, 09:01 PM

Anybody else a bleeder?

I get nosebleeds all the damn time. During the winter I'll sometimes get one every day for weeks on end. And when I do, they gush for a good half hour, they always take forever to clot.

Troubleshooter · 03-27-2004, 11:24 PM

I tried to split my finger open longways Friday afternoon. I was *trying* to pull the panel on my car door that houses the switches for the power windows because one of the switches failed and I wanted to see if I could bypass it and what exactly was broken. My car is a '91 so the plastic is sort of brittle. I'm pulling on this panel like it's a tugrope and it splits and my hand goes flying back slinging blood. Luckily a new stain is not an issue.

The bitch of it is is that it was in the one spot I hate cuts to be. Correction, the second worst spot for cuts to be, but I digress. Anyhow, my dominant hand index finger is split from the joint closest to the end all of the way to the end down the length of the pad. I'm standing there watching blood leak out of me thinking to myself, "This is really going to hurt in about ten seconds, I better put pressure on it before I start the 'OW GODDAMMIT!' dance."

Beestie · 03-27-2004, 11:31 PM

Reminds me of Vince Foster.

lumberjim · 03-27-2004, 11:47 PM

dude, look how hairy your knuckles are. And you're trying to tell me that the big fat hairy ass picture wasn't you? c'mon, sasquatch, admit it already.

Undertoad · 03-28-2004, 01:21 AM

Good Lord, Man, where's your THUMB!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-28-2004, 01:25 AM

Warm and moist.

blue · 03-28-2004, 07:48 AM

Damnit LJ, if you keep pursuing this I will be forced to take a picture of MY actual hairy ass...then you'll be sorry.

UT, ;-), I was wondering about the thumb myself

If you look closely just above the icky skin part, you can see the dark area..that's how deep it was...things didn't get bad 'til I flexed my hand....then I had to put the camera down.

I'm pretty proud of the fact that I never let go of the part I was attaching after the cut 'til I had it fastened. I did call it quits for the day after I bandaged myself up tho.

Griff · 03-28-2004, 08:16 AM

Is there a red-nosed American pitbull terrier attached to those paws?

BrianR · 03-28-2004, 12:05 PM

Sorry, Junior is accounted for. You can't blame me for that.

Brian

russotto · 03-28-2004, 07:49 PM

Yep, can't get anything done without a blood sacrifice. With most projects, it's just a knuckle or similar.

03-27-2004, 07:46 PM	#1
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Nothing says quality like a little blood OK, I'm freakin bored tonight, wife went to bed early & pissed. I have a little teeny cut on my nose and am bleeding like a stuck pig. Anybody else a bleeder? Or particularily squeamish about it? I rarely finish a good project without sheddding a little blood, kind of like having a party where the cops DON'T show up. Anyhoo, here's blue in action: Attached Images __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

03-27-2004, 07:51 PM	#3
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Uhhh...really? Did you read the inkblot thread? Are you sexually aroused right now? __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

03-27-2004, 11:24 PM	#5
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	I tried to split my finger open longways Friday afternoon. I was trying to pull the panel on my car door that houses the switches for the power windows because one of the switches failed and I wanted to see if I could bypass it and what exactly was broken. My car is a '91 so the plastic is sort of brittle. I'm pulling on this panel like it's a tugrope and it splits and my hand goes flying back slinging blood. Luckily a new stain is not an issue. The bitch of it is is that it was in the one spot I hate cuts to be. Correction, the second worst spot for cuts to be, but I digress. Anyhow, my dominant hand index finger is split from the joint closest to the end all of the way to the end down the length of the pad. I'm standing there watching blood leak out of me thinking to myself, "This is really going to hurt in about ten seconds, I better put pressure on it before I start the 'OW GODDAMMIT!' dance." __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

03-27-2004, 11:31 PM	#6
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Reminds me of Vince Foster. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-27-2004, 11:47 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	dude, look how hairy your knuckles are. And you're trying to tell me that the big fat hairy ass picture wasn't you? c'mon, sasquatch, admit it already. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-27-2004, 07:50 PM	#2
novice Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perth, australia Posts: 296	Looks like two chickens fighting.

03-27-2004, 09:01 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Anybody else a bleeder? I get nosebleeds all the damn time. During the winter I'll sometimes get one every day for weeks on end. And when I do, they gush for a good half hour, they always take forever to clot.

03-28-2004, 01:21 AM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Good Lord, Man, where's your THUMB!!!

03-28-2004, 01:25 AM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Warm and moist. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-28-2004, 07:48 AM	#10
blue Operations Operative Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Northern WI Posts: 739	Damnit LJ, if you keep pursuing this I will be forced to take a picture of MY actual hairy ass...then you'll be sorry. UT, ;-), I was wondering about the thumb myself If you look closely just above the icky skin part, you can see the dark area..that's how deep it was...things didn't get bad 'til I flexed my hand....then I had to put the camera down. I'm pretty proud of the fact that I never let go of the part I was attaching after the cut 'til I had it fastened. I did call it quits for the day after I bandaged myself up tho. __________________ If you spot a tornado, always remember to point at it, yell "tornado!", and run like hell.

03-28-2004, 08:16 AM	#11
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Is there a red-nosed American pitbull terrier attached to those paws? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-28-2004, 12:05 PM	#12
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	Sorry, Junior is accounted for. You can't blame me for that. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

03-28-2004, 07:49 PM	#13
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	Yep, can't get anything done without a blood sacrifice. With most projects, it's just a knuckle or similar.

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