Bird association

Undertoad · 06-11-2004, 09:16 AM

Cardinal.

Catwoman · 06-11-2004, 09:19 AM

Woodpecker.

lumberjim · 06-11-2004, 09:28 AM

rofl. no really. i actually got down on the floor of my office and starting rolling around laughing. i have to go clean up now.

thrush

Catwoman · 06-11-2004, 09:31 AM

Lesser Spotted Dick

elf · 06-11-2004, 09:43 AM

That's FUNNY!

So there's these two tall trees, a birch and a beech, growing in the forest. A little sapling is growing in between them, and so the birch says to the beech, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The beech replies, "I don't know, can't rightly tell from here..." Just then a woodpecker flits nearby, and the birch calls out, "Hello, woodpecker! You being an expert on trees and all, would you please fly on down there and tell us if that there sprig is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
"Why, sure!" says the woodpecker, and he flies on down, and takes a little taste of the sapling, and he replies, "That, dear sirs, is neither a son of a beech, nor a son of a birch - it is, however, the best peice of ash I've ever put my pecker in!"

Hehe.

*ahem* Yeah.

Sorry for the tangent. My response would have been woodpecker. That was taken already, so I'll shut the hell up now.

wolf · 06-11-2004, 09:59 AM

That's a British food item, isn't it??

Oh well ...

yellow bellied sapsucker

06-11-2004, 11:21 AM

Goat Sucker (European spp of poorwill)

Silent · 06-11-2004, 11:22 AM

Hairy Chested Bar Crawler

Infamous for their mating cry of " Hey Ba-bee! Hey Ba-Bee!"

novice · 06-12-2004, 01:14 AM

swallow (european)

Carbonated_Brains · 06-12-2004, 01:15 AM

Big.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2004, 03:12 AM

condor

Elspode · 06-12-2004, 01:17 PM

Tweety

Torrere · 06-12-2004, 03:45 PM

Oriole.

lumberjim · 06-12-2004, 03:46 PM

Grackle

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2004, 04:54 PM

Tit

06-11-2004, 09:16 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Bird association Cardinal.

06-11-2004, 09:19 AM	#2
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Woodpecker. __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

06-11-2004, 09:28 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	rofl. no really. i actually got down on the floor of my office and starting rolling around laughing. i have to go clean up now. thrush __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-11-2004, 09:31 AM	#4
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Lesser Spotted Dick __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

06-11-2004, 09:59 AM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	That's a British food item, isn't it?? Oh well ... yellow bellied sapsucker __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-11-2004, 09:43 AM	#5
elf Yay! We're Dooomed! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Mostly: New York. Most Recently: New Jersey. Currently: Colorado Posts: 214	That's FUNNY! So there's these two tall trees, a birch and a beech, growing in the forest. A little sapling is growing in between them, and so the birch says to the beech, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The beech replies, "I don't know, can't rightly tell from here..." Just then a woodpecker flits nearby, and the birch calls out, "Hello, woodpecker! You being an expert on trees and all, would you please fly on down there and tell us if that there sprig is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" "Why, sure!" says the woodpecker, and he flies on down, and takes a little taste of the sapling, and he replies, "That, dear sirs, is neither a son of a beech, nor a son of a birch - it is, however, the best peice of ash I've ever put my pecker in!" Hehe. ahem Yeah. Sorry for the tangent. My response would have been woodpecker. That was taken already, so I'll shut the hell up now.

06-11-2004, 11:21 AM	#7
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Goat Sucker (European spp of poorwill)

06-11-2004, 11:22 AM	#8
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	Hairy Chested Bar Crawler Infamous for their mating cry of " Hey Ba-bee! Hey Ba-Bee!"

06-12-2004, 01:14 AM	#9
novice Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perth, australia Posts: 296	swallow (european)

06-12-2004, 01:15 AM	#10
Carbonated_Brains Does it show up here when I type? Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Between the smoky layers of a prosciutto sandwich! Posts: 355	Big.

06-12-2004, 03:12 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	condor __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2004, 01:17 PM	#12
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Tweety __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-12-2004, 03:45 PM	#13
Torrere a real smartass Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 1,121	Oriole.

06-12-2004, 03:46 PM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Grackle __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-12-2004, 04:54 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Tit __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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