On the road... (Jack, you ain't got nothin' on me)

[Catwoman]

Well. On Friday I follow in ol' Bill's footsteps to trace the paths of this small island. Accompanied by 1 x friend and 1 x van I will negotiate the Moors of Dart, Land of Scot and Sheep of Wales (or possibly not). There will be mass quantities of real ale imbibed and pipes smoked. There may be laughter, tears and frustration; there will most likely be a catastrophe of some kind (van brakes down in remote Highlands village with single burly hungry Scot for company); it will most certainly be fantastic.

I bid you adeiu for one month. I hope you can manage without me. I know it will be hard. Probably the hardest challenge you will ever face in your lives.

But I will be back to tell you all about it (whether you want to hear it or not).

Please now proceed to post woeful messages of distress at my impending absence and wish me well.

I will miss you all.