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Old 01-21-2005, 03:06 PM   #1
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Do it yourself castration

Nevada Man Castrates Himself to Lower Libido

First thought: owie, owie, owie

"The man obviously needs some sort of counseling," Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal

Gee. Ya think?
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:10 PM   #2
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This reminds me of the man who said he was trying to silence a noisy "chicken"-(HA!), ran outside, grabbed it by the neck and accidentally chopped his own pecker off instead of the alledged chicken's head! This guy was rather elderly, too.
Anyway-YIKES!
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:39 PM   #3
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i remember that one bri, i think i made some groaner comment along the lines about proper ways to choke your chicken...
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:42 PM   #4
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I'm waiting for the web site owner to get sued.
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Old 01-21-2005, 04:56 PM   #5
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Anyone else on filepile here?
Seriously disturbing image of someone doing this a bit back, very real, very, very fucked up.
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Old 01-21-2005, 06:50 PM   #6
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Anyone else on filepile here?
Seriously disturbing image of someone doing this a bit back, very real, very, very fucked up.
Sure it wasn't photo-shopped? Never mind, don't answer that.

My problem isn't libido, it's women!
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Old 01-21-2005, 08:05 PM   #7
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I remember a while back stumbling upon a site for body modification. There was a movie file of a fella chiselling the top off one of his fingers. I think it was http://www.bmezine.com
These people are barking bonkers!
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:17 PM   #8
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You can try to put it back.

Don't try this at home.

Seek the advice of a professional.

(I was quite amused to find the article on the Darwin site. I was given a photocopy of the medical journal article 10 or 12 years ago.)
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:47 AM   #9
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RE: Do it yourself castration.

I think child sex-offenders should be compelled. And rapists.
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:59 AM   #10
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This reminds me of the man who said he was trying to silence a noisy "chicken"-(HA!), ran outside, grabbed it by the neck and accidentally chopped his own pecker off instead of the alledged chicken's head! This guy was rather elderly, too.
Anyway-YIKES!
Chicken: 1
Pecker: 0

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Old 02-08-2005, 02:09 PM   #11
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LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday.

Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said.

Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking.

But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said.

Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years.





okay this is just plain fucking stupid
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Old 02-08-2005, 03:51 PM   #12
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One word: OUCH.

What a jackass.
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Old 02-08-2005, 07:37 PM   #13
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Why Alcoholism is Bad: Example #137 - Severing Your Own Testicles to Impress Your Mates at the Pub
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Old 02-08-2005, 09:51 PM   #14
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Well at least he's out of the gene pool !!!
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Old 02-10-2005, 01:40 AM   #15
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I hope it wasn't too late ...

I shouldn't get my hopes up. The dumb bastard probably has siblings.
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