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After Schaivo - The Pope!
The Pope is on a feeding tube. Just wait for the Cardinals start to argue over the removal of the feeding tube. This could be more fun that The Surreal Life.
Cardinal 1: The pontiff told me in private he doesn't want a feeding tube to stay alive. Cardinal 2 (with Bill O'Reilly in tow): Everyone would obviously want to live, and I heard him say "I vant"... clearly that was the beginning of a statement meaning that he wants to live. Cardinal 1: The Pope wants to die in a dignified manner. Pope: Hey, I'm still alive here Cardinals1and2 and O'Reilly: Shut Up, You! we're holding a very serious debate over your wishes... Pope: oh fuck it, get me a gun.
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