Cleavage on A & E

richlevy · 07-06-2005, 07:31 PM

No, they're not starting reruns of Baywatch. A & E channel is doing a 2 hour doucumentery on Cleavage tonight at 9:00. It might make you

, or

, or even

.

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Smart, sexy, and fun, this presentation will survey mankind's fascination with woman's breasts. For hundreds of years, women have been covering their bodies in such a way so as to uplift and augment their breasts. No other part of the body is endowed with such mystique. The program takes viewers on an uplifting journey to the most eye-catching destination on earth, the space between a woman's breasts. Cleavage fascinates everyone from adolescent boys to elderly sugar daddies. Cleavage makes movie stars, enriches surgeons, tempts politicians, and dominates fashion. Entertaining and amusing, this special looks at the devices that create cleavage and the advertising that sell them.

Finally, some hard science and no more fluff pieces about silly things like global warming. :p

Trilby · 07-06-2005, 07:40 PM

what is it with you Jewish men and tits????

lookout123 · 07-06-2005, 07:41 PM

what is it with brianna and any thread vaguely related to sex?

Trilby · 07-06-2005, 07:43 PM

BigV · 07-06-2005, 07:53 PM

Hey, who said I'm Jewish?!

SteveDallas · 07-06-2005, 07:59 PM

Now they just need to do a special documentary on the female bottom, and they can advertise the double-bill as "T & A on A & E".

richlevy · 07-06-2005, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

what is it with you Jewish men and tits????

Actually, I don't think either of the two doctors who invented silicone implants, Frank Gerow and Thomas Cronin, were Jewish.

So I'd say we were in second place.

Perry Winkle · 07-06-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Now they just need to do a special documentary on the female bottom, and they can advertise the double-bill as "T & A on A & E".

And after that they should do a Biography on the Marquis de Sade and Leopald von Sacher-Masoch.

vsp · 07-06-2005, 08:47 PM

If you hit the Closed Captioning during this show, does it read "(Sorry Ruthie)"?

SteveDallas · 07-06-2005, 09:08 PM

heh.

footfootfoot · 07-06-2005, 09:35 PM

I wonder if they explain why so many men have trouble making eye contact with women.

i.e. Breasts don't have eyes.

wolf · 07-07-2005, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by grant

And after that they should do a Biography on the Marquis de Sade and Leopald von Sacher-Masoch.

Actually, they did.

BigV · 07-07-2005, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by vsp

If you hit the Closed Captioning during this show, does it read "(Sorry Ruthie)"?

who cares? I'm not listening in real life, why would I spend eyeball seconds on the captioning on this show either?

wolf · 07-07-2005, 01:28 PM

Old school inside joke, BigV.

Queen of the Ryche · 07-07-2005, 01:32 PM

TITS!

07-06-2005, 07:40 PM	#2
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07-06-2005, 07:43 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	__________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

07-06-2005, 07:53 PM	#5
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07-06-2005, 09:35 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I wonder if they explain why so many men have trouble making eye contact with women. i.e. Breasts don't have eyes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-06-2005, 07:59 PM	#6
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Now they just need to do a special documentary on the female bottom, and they can advertise the double-bill as "T & A on A & E".

07-06-2005, 08:47 PM	#9
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	If you hit the Closed Captioning during this show, does it read "(Sorry Ruthie)"?

07-06-2005, 09:08 PM	#10
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	heh.

07-07-2005, 01:28 PM	#14
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