The Cellar: An apple of a place. Don't mind the maggots, they're very nutricious.

(which is pretty much what my dad said to me when I found half a maggot in an apple when I was 10)

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes.

It doesn't matter that you haven't been drinking soda. We're THAT funny.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. That's better than what comes out of it at other times right?

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. And bullshit out of your mouth within ten.

lol...now that's a good one. True too.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes with a 45.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Pulling opinions out of your ass takes somewhat less time.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes of telling the joke, thats how slow you people are.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes; so, you'll be able to douse the fire from being flamed within the next five.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes, but dont ask us where it came from.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Who knew soda could look like that?

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. No, you may *not* drink it again, even if you sop it all up and wring it back into your cup.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Putting the jerk back into soda jerk since 19diggity3.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. Target not included.