Want to hear something disgusting?

Okay then.

Since Monday I have had the house to myself every morning.
Although I get up at the same time, I have the whole house to myself. I can loll about watching TV, or on the internet or anything I fancy without any comment.

So yes, I shower and brush my teeth every morning.
But I usually find I am running late if I want to wash and dry my hair.
So I don't!
I've used Dry Shampoo for 3 days now.
HAHAHAHAHA!

Lazy bitch.

My mother used dry shampoo for several years. She had long hair and it became a trial and then impossible for her to manage washing it on her own. I don't know how many years (three, four?) but I swear, you'd never have known.

Dry shampoo itself is not disgusting.
What is, is the fact I'm using it rather than washing my short hair, in order to have an extra 15 minutes (max) faffing about.

Yes - 15 minutes tops. I have short, fine hair and it is hardly a trauma or a chore to wash and dry it.

My disgust at myself is a moral thing, rather than a hygeine thing.

if you do it right, you can faphph about in the shower, no?

I do my faphphing about the night before.
Not every night.
But it relaxes me and helps me sleep.

I think your error is in making the effort to dry it. It will do that on its own, you know. Washing it should only be 2 extra minutes in the shower, tops.

I wish I could remember that that is the correct way to spell faphph!

try fingerspelling it. you'll never forget it again.

what a strange use for the anon login....

I haven't used shampoo for years. Really.

I shower daily and scrub through my hair with my fingers, and I brush it thoroughly. My hair is healthy and clean. This probably only works because I keep it fairly short.

beest hadn't used shampoo for 20ish years, but just restarted. On the way back from Yellowstone we swam in a sulphur spring and he used some to get the smell out of his hair. The extra fluffieness is very sexy. but it drives him nuts. it's in his face all the time. but teh sexy wins ;)

I don't use shampoo. Except after I bleach -which is about twice a year.

My hair is really oily. I have to wash it every day.

Who doesn't wash their hair every day? (apart from Europeans)

That's one of the things that made me feel like I belonged here: Daily showers over weekly bath -and enough bathrooms and boiler power to make that practical

;)

My mother was very self-conscious about it. It's not my secret, but hers, so I'm preserving her anonymity.