no, i really am allergic to pumpkin. took years for people to believe me though.

will humans wipe themselves out?

Yes, but hopefully they'll wipe themselves off, first.

Have you ever had so much green creme de minthe that the next day your shit was green?

No.
Did you ever put off cleaning your bathroom for six months?

yes

Ever had to much GoldShlager and woken up with a gold tooth the next morning ??

No

Have you ever played strip poker with someone(s) of the opposite sex?

Yes

Have you ever been skinny-dipping?

YES

Have you ever been woken up by a cowboy who politely tips his hat and then says "sorry ma'am but I do believe you are trespassing on my ranch?"

No

Have you ever left your house in the morning and forgotten where you parked your car?

no

Have you ever gotten into your can and forgotten where your house was?

Yes (i assume you meant *car* but if you meant a *can* of beer then, well, Yes to that too.

ever been wrongly accused by the law?

yes (and i meant car -- o cna't tpye)

Have you ever been RIGHTLY accused by the law?

yes (riding on the back of a train that just happened to have undercover cops on it)

have you ever answered yes or no to a post to admit that you wet yourself frequently?

ahh, no. wait! i mean, yes? i'm not sure, i was on the moon. . . . with steve.

have you ever had the feeling that you've been here before?

no

have you ever eaten tongue?

no

have you ever eat....hang on...havent i been here before?