I know this is a "comedy news show", but I found only news, and no comedy in this segment.

Not nice sexo.

Sexobon is having a fire-sale on targeting people using knowledge gleaned from what we've posted on the Cellar.

I'm lucky he only mentioned the monarchy in my case.

People once cfiticised me for not 'being real' here, and this is exactly why it took me so long to do so. Oh well, cant help bad luck i guess. ;)

Good Samaritans are never so dumb and irresponsible as to carry a gun. But he carried a gun and wore a white hat. That proves he must be a good man.

Anthony Weiner smiled and confessed. It proves he will be a good mayor?

Zimmerman got away with killing an innocent kid. No facts to dispute that. Only wild speculations blames the victim for his own death.

Zimmerman got away with killing in self defense, the jury affirmed that. The facts are that in both word and deed the kid was belligerent. Only ignorant second world mentality believes that belligerent kids are innocent.

So now he was shot because he was belligerent? Sounds like an aweful lot of other teenagers need shooting too.

Maybe we should line them up for Zimmerman to practice on.

I know why your husband loves you: you're like a fish that keeps coming back for the bait.

Keep going sexo. You're doing a fine job of representing who you are and where you've come from.

Just like the jurors who acquitted Zimmerman, true Americans.

lol ok

LOL I'm OK, you're OK, we're all OK ... OK? ... OK!

Except Martin, because he was too stupid to live.
Mammas don't let your babies grow up to be hoodies.

I just wonder how the other Americans on this site feel about you representing yourself as a 'true American'. ;) Personally, I get the feeling that quite a number of them probably wouldn't consider you as their role model.

I'm so sorry; but, that failed to bring Martin back to life.

No, and I'm sure you're glad he's still dead.