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infinite monkey 04-22-2016 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 958164)
Except that we've never subjected people to the level of scrutiny seen in a criminal investigation because they want to go pee. Why would we start now?? We're freaking out about nothing.

Heh heh... :D

I was speaking more to the tangential issue of not being able to DESCRIBE anyone.

Spexx's comment just struck me, is all. I'm fairly unopinioned about this whole topic. I don't really care where anyone pees. If I had my druthers, there would just be restrooms...but SINGLE toilet/sink restrooms all in a row that steam clean themselves between every use. Because I hate public restrooms. Peeing next to someone is just weird. I don't know how youse guys do the urinal thing anyway. :p:

/tangent...we now return you to your regularly scheduled fredthread

lumberjim 04-22-2016 07:37 PM

I hate pooping in a public bathroom. I don't care what gender you are, I don't want you in the room. I could give a fuck if women came in while I'm at a urinal.

I also think this is a lot of crap over nothing. How could it possibly be enforced? You might as well make jerking off illegal.

I do not agree with entertainers and businesses boycotting the entire state over this. I get it. They are trying to shine a light on the issue. But this only hurts the masses.

Most of all, it indicates how truly far from reality our national focus is. This is a huge deal to a very small and vocal minority.

Go shit in your hat.

Flint 04-22-2016 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 958212)
You might as well make jerking off illegal.

So you're a Cruz man, eh?

lumberjim 04-22-2016 10:24 PM

I assume that's funny. He is pretty creepy. Is there also a jerking off tie in?

Smirk.

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2016 12:54 AM

Sheep... I hope to hell this is highly edited...


Spexxvet 04-23-2016 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 958212)
... You might as well make jerking off illegal...

Some places have

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...rld-penal-code

Spexxvet 04-23-2016 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 958167)
It's this new Great American Culture of Fear we live in. Welcome to it.

It's not fear, it's being considerate of others.

xoxoxoBruce 04-23-2016 07:15 PM

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It's hard to be considerate toward what you fear.
Nobody claims the fringe, the minority, the oddballs, are weird, they claim they're a danger. Best recruiting tool ever.

Here are some words from a big brain...

Clodfobble 04-24-2016 02:57 AM

Aw, shucks.

xoxoxoBruce 04-24-2016 03:13 AM

I thought it very apropos. :notworthy

I had to scan it quick because this copy is going to Canada, and the replacements won't be here until the 29th.

classicman 04-24-2016 03:12 PM

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Poo on you ...

Easy way to fix bathroom controversy. No longer call it boys and girls. Call it "innies" and "outties".
Danglers to one room, non-danglers to the other. "tucking" is not an exemption.

Flint 04-24-2016 03:43 PM

To the "right parts" argument:
The right parts (to go pee) are kidneys, ureters, bladder, and urethra.

sexobon 04-24-2016 08:12 PM

Let's not forget the prostate which in old farts with enlarged prostates can cause them to dribble on the women's bathroom floors. There's generally a higher rate of incontinence among women than men anyway; so, the old trannies with BPH will fit right in.

infinite monkey 04-24-2016 08:36 PM

At this point you've all just become creepy.

sexobon 04-24-2016 09:15 PM

We're creepy and we're kooky, mysterious and spooky, we're all together ookey, The Cellar: Community

We just did them in reverse order.


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