How about punishment with a urethral catheter? Seems appropriate.

Heart I've seen, I can't imagine someone putting in the detail work for a smiley face.

I made an arrow on mine, once. It pointed down.

i'm having a hard time imagining that - could you post a picture?

So...no one has ever heard of the deviant practice known as "sounding", then?

Good.

Morbid curiosity demands that I ask what this "sounding" is. I know I could Google it, but I'm afraid of what I may find.

It is difficult to answer this appropriately from work, what with the netnanny and all, but I'll consider it to be a vocabularial challenge.

Actually, it isn't that hard. Imagine being a male with a urinary catheter installed, and attempting intercourse.

Taadaa! Sounding!

I'm pretty sure this means I now get the topic death penalty, right?

Just give me your address and enough time for me to go buy a lead pipe.

they say there is a first time for everything. until now i didn't think that was true.

elspode just posted a comment that i didn't enjoy. actually, what is the opposite of enjoy? i think i will go rub my eyeballs with a rusty paperclip and poor a couple bottles of bleach in. thanks els.

What in the world is the derivation of the name "sounding," though? That doesn't make sense.

it was a good try at it at least the eyes were easy but the "smiley" portion looked a little crooked....hey, she got an "A" for effort!

So, while searching for the definition for "sounding" I came across this link, which I think will help those of you suffering from bleach eyes. It isn't quite what I had expected to find, but then again, this article has nothing to do with what I was looking for:

Interesting article about names

Okay, found it . Probably NSFW.

I've always wanted to ask a girl to shave into the shape of a fig leaf and dye it green.

That pretty much covers it. I don't suppose any of you would be made any happier by my revelation that the book in which I discovered it actually had *pictures*...

It was quite a book. We were passing it around at a largish Pagan party, marveling at the creative and diverse perversions depicted therein. The acts were actually numbered and cross-referenced in a scholarly manner, and so for months thereafter, people would see each other and say something like "Number 78", and everyone would go "Ewwwwww....".

Apparently, for once, it is the appropriate medical terminology.

Unlike "felching".