yeah but......i was just trying to imagine what he used to look like. still disturbing. so i guess he decided to do the not so cool thing to be cool??? from a certain point of view that i'm still struggling to understand, mind you......

OMG, Where was the warning on THAT one? :eek:

sorry. i was bored, at work, and well, bored. so i bugged bruce :D

Not only that, but pull the trigger?

That's a heck of a lot of kegels!

Just think of the articulation!!

*swoons*

Down big boy....don't want to wear yourself out today, it's early yet!

to wolf, and all others packin heat...
 

I LOVE IT!

And so, children, now we know why after 60-70 rounds are expended, two innocent bystanders get wounded, and the intended victim lives to attempt his payback in a similarly inept manner.

You know it's a pity the Birdman Weapons Systems web site went down. He had some funny shit. I especially liked the Nuke .50. I have the video clip he made somewhere, I'll see if I can find it and post it somewhere.

Um, a little help here, please...

Um, with what?

Um, I'm speechless also. How about a clue? :smack:

Here you go. There are two "half" leprechauns that don't actually line up with a top or bottom, they're just really close to the line so you can't tell. Obviously neither one is a full half of a leprechaun, but for the purposes of re-lining them up, they're both "cut in half."

thank you.

This happened when Arsen took a picture of me in a bad mood. Is it my aura? :mg:

Well I guess so. http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionar...=aura&x=12&y=9

You have either ghosts or a caul.

Or maybe a lot of cigarette smoke.

Or, and I'm going out on a limb here, an overlapping or poor exposure?

TS, you fucking slay me. LMAO

Yeah, careful, Occam's Razor cuts deep. :)

Auto Ho
 

Picture taken by yours truly, 30 May 2005 in west Houston.

toilet
 

hope they have toilet paper

Are you just supposed to piss off the edge or what?

Swallow Barn
 

While looking for cheap lodgings in the Lake District, I came upon this little promotion for a 'camping barn'. If the name and location aren't funny enough, the look on the woman's face is priceless.

Pic taken this weekend...
 

How many faces can you see?

http://www.steiney.com/albums/memori...3065.sized.jpg

How many did you put in? ;)

That's the thing.. the only thing I did in Photoshop was reduce the image size.

-k

I think he meant actual faces. Into the fire. Last night.

Despite telling us he has been in St. Louis, Sycamore must have skipped on up to Detroit to show off his new ride. Photo by Neva Li.

So you post a picture of a car that costs as much as my house, with the license plate "jobless", taken by a person named never lie?

Riiiiight.

:lol:

Now, now, nevah call me Nevah, my name is Neva, phonetically pronounced Nee-vah... the last name is Li, as in the Chinese surname, pronounced Lee...

I took the picture of the "jobless" BMW owner yesterday on my way home from Lansing, MI... we were driving through a fairly affluent suburb when I spotted it....

I'm betting her and the guy driving the "pimpjuice" van come from totally different worlds.......... :headshake

Well, hello Mr. Li, welcome to the cellar. I apologize for any offense I have given you regarding your name.

I was just riffin' on the disconnect between the car and the plate, emphasized by the implication that "it's the truth, no lie". I got just as much of a chuckle out of it as you probably did, regardless of the pun on your name.

With an eye like yours and a ready camera, I hope to see more of your posts.

What can I say? Nelly and I go way back to when we both worked in the St. Louis suburb of University City. Without me, he would have never broken out, so he paid me back with a Pimpjuice distributorship.

BigV - same day (I was on my way to Court) we saw an APC tooling down the highway, all camo, some guy standing up on the back of it looking ready to fire... I wasn't quick enough to get that one but after that I figured it was going to be one of those days so the camera was on the dash from then on.....

No offense taken, of course....

Wolf--wow...the PostSecret site was something....not what I was expecting, but, just....wow.

Now, if that wasn't made for TS, I don't know what was....

Actually, I have some coffee cups that have the same things on them...strychnine, cyanide...

I hesitate to post this, but as the title of the thread says, What the fuck?

I was doing a google image search for "smart car" without the quotes, and found this several pages in.

NSFW NSFW NSFW

picture of a guy screwing a Range Rover up the tailpipe

Ok, that's more of a JFC! than a WTF.... :lol:

Wow, I LOVE the optical illusions...especially the first one!

Darth Tater...

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0117/4088647.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/1129/3956033.jpg

FUERTEVENTURA, Spain -- Locusts fly on to Fuerteventura Island, in the Spanish Canary Islands. The locusts have flown 100 kilometers (60 miles) across the ocean after a infestation that wreaked havoc in North Africa. (11/29/04 AP photo)

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/1020/3835398.jpg
PHUKET, Thailand -- A devotee to the Chinese Shrine of Jui Tui in Phuket, Thailand, has his face pierced by a bicycle and helped by others as he takes part in the annual Vegetarian Festival. Ritual Vegetarianism in Phuket traces it roots back to the early 1800's. The festival begins on the first evening of the ninth lunar month and lasts for nine days. Participants in the festival perform acts of body piercing as a means of shifting evil spirits from individuals onto themselves. (10/20/04 AP photo)


Um, NO.

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0726/3577820.jpg

Hanging by one of its rear tires from the guardrail.

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0702/3486042.jpg

cadaver preserved through a process called "plastination" Ew. High ick factor.

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0726/3578078.jpg

Ok--this is supposed to be the most expensive hat in the world-- $2,700,000 Champrau d'Amour, created by hat designer Louis Mariette. It's covered entirely in diamonds...

Um, yeah. If I had the kind of money it took to buy that, I probably wouldn't care that people were laughing at me behind my back, either...

I like gator-with-deer2.jpg for sheer WTF.

Photobucket album

Nope, that's Wolf's mailbox...
:D

I think her husband might differ on that thought ...

Perhaps I have made another unintentional gaffe. If so, I sincerely apologize.

I think she's probably as amused by that happening as I am. Although it is a rug that I've intentionally pulled out from under people online.

I let people assume what they will ... and then do or say something that's a major gotcha, once they think they have things all figured out.

:mg: that is a big fkin gator

ewww. there's a NSFW pic on there. It's funny, but...eww.

what's the WTF? the 'shroom, or the doors shirt??

Um yeah both I guess!

They do tend to go hand in hand . . .