Yes

Do you know how to use your bits effectively?

Yes


shall i use kagen to show you?

yes

should everyone watch so they dont miss anything?

yes, bring a camera


Shall I phone a friend?

Yes


Can you use your cellphone camera instead and set up a conference call?

yes

im serious about this, are you?

Yes


Shall we ask somebody to bring a priest?

Yes.

Should we ask the priest to light the sterno in observance of the union between these two bits?

yes


Can someone queue the title track from 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Yes

Should I charge admission?

Yes

Do you take Paypal?

no

make chacks payable to.....

can i come?

Yes

Should I bring the watermelon?

yes.

should i bring the crisco and plastic sheets?

Yes.


Should I bring the video camera?

yes.

do i need any appliances?

Yes.

Do you have an industrial strength juicer?

oh yeah......

how about an ice-cream scoop?

Yes. I love ice cream.



Do you think saying "naughty bits" is fun and exciting?

No

Who's your buddy...I am, aren't I?

Yes. er well, you can be.

Is your life hectic?

Heck ya!

How much yardage do you think I will need?

slm mıllet

Yer mama's a slm millet!

Answer to warch's question...um... yes?

Can we turn the lights off?

I prefer we leave them on.

butter?

Yes.

Salt?

yes

chocolate syrup?

yes

honey?

Absolutely!

Toys?

now we're talking. yes. lots of toys.

can i bring extra batteries?

can i be one of those toys? :)

Yes, yes. although extra batteries are not needed especially if you're gonna be one of the toys.

Will you make me scream?

that's a promise. (very good answer kvix)

i'll pay for the suite, or should i phrase it as a question- shall i pay for the suite?

Yes

Will there be a mirrored ceiling?

Yes

Will there be cameras so we can post it here and we can all enjoy it?

yes

will the cameras get shots of the mirrors?

Yes

Will UT shoot the video?

yes

will Bri provide fluffing service? :D

Of course!

What's for desert?

that's not a y or n question.

but to answer anyway- you brianna. you are desert.

*embarrassed all to hell* :blush:

Ok, instead of What's for Desert----

Is chocolate for desert?

yes.

and strawberries.

shall we all meet for breakfast breakfast?

yes yes. but only a 5 min break for breakfast. i wanna get straight back into brianna, i mean dessert

can i play the main role?

no. we'll have to share.

will you bring some VB?

yes

will you bring some vodka?

yes



will you bring a barbers chair?

No. Just tequila.

Is somebody going to call the police if we exceed the maximum number of occupants allowed for the room?

yes, they will bring the drugs.



what color shoes are you wearing?

Norty Chey....how can I answer yes or no to that???

But to answer, black :D


Will there be swingers?

no, you should be thankful. ever see swinger websites? ewww


will there be farm animals?

Yes, but only ones with feathers

(and, I have *watched* a couple of swingers parties....they were ..err..interesting)

Do you like to make animal noises?

yes....meow....that was the sound a pussy makes.




do you like to skinny dip?

Yep - nothing like it.

Do you like to be covered in sticky substances?

No.

Will you wash out the jacuzzi, please, after you get finished skinny dipping while covered with sticky substances?

no, it your jacuzzi do it yourself.




may i use you bathroom now?

Yes. It's out back. Be sure to use the hose afterwards ;)


What time does the party start?

as soon as i hose myself off.


wanna be 1st?

No. Gotta boil the utensils first.

Will you make out the guest list?

Yes: the more, the merrier.

Will you make out with everyone on the guest list?

No. I have my own separate list..


Are you planning to put anything in the box?

Yes, NoBoxes is a diversionary tactic.

Have you figured it out yet?