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footfootfoot 07-07-2014 06:01 PM

Because who is John Galt? I had to fix my own god damned weed whacker, small engine repair is one of those things I am theoretically more than happy to let the other guy make a living at, but alas, no.

So I got the fucker completely apart and back together and it runs. But I still can't find the shoulder strap (or the parts to make one) so I still can't whack weeds.

Fixed the leaky faucet upstairs and de-calcified both toilets. Also repaired son's fan and one of the fluorescent lights in the basement got a new plug.

Mr. Fixit.

monster 07-07-2014 06:03 PM

D'you use tiny needles, like lace needles, Limey?

limey 07-08-2014 01:46 AM

Yes. I may do a photo essay, but not today.
Well done Footsie Fixit!

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footfootfoot 07-08-2014 09:46 AM

O. and btw, Limes, those are awesome tinies. If you kniffted them out of kevlar you could stuff them with catnip for the kittehs.

orthodoc 07-08-2014 08:00 PM

Limey, the pics you've been posting are amazing and gorgeous! My stupid post-hyperbaric therapy vision would never let me make anything so beautiful. Please keep posting pics!

lumberjim 07-09-2014 11:39 AM

I bet you could make scads of cash at the right craft festival.
Do you put magnets inside of them?

limey 07-09-2014 12:44 PM

Jim - for me, knitting is like sex. If I love you it's free, but if not you can't afford it! (Apart from the Sticky Willies, that is).
I originally got the pattern book with the intention of putting little magnets in the figures, but started knitting the figures last week when I was making a new batch of Willies and ran out of magnets, because I'd got a taste for knitting on that scale. For me part of the appeal is that they are totally useless.

elSicomoro 07-09-2014 01:28 PM

I've made too much poo today. :greenface

lumberjim 07-09-2014 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 904057)
Jim - for me, knitting is like sex. If I love you it's free, but if not you can't afford it! (Apart from the Sticky Willies, that is).
I originally got the pattern book with the intention of putting little magnets in the figures, but started knitting the figures last week when I was making a new batch of Willies and ran out of magnets, because I'd got a taste for knitting on that scale. For me part of the appeal is that they are totally useless.

I get that. Jinx was of the same mind regarding photography. I just meant that they are desirable. Useless, but I still want one.

Just... It could be a beanie baby type fad and you'd be stupid rich.

Are they all from patterns, or do you create them from scratch? Can you do a little cock? Rooster, that is.

limey 07-09-2014 03:04 PM

They're all from patterns. I wouldn't get stupid rich, they take an average of a couple of hours each, so I'd have to be paid, say, $40 per piece? That's just not going to happen, is it. Or outsource the labour. The only way to make money out of this is to publish a book of patterns, which Anna Hrachovec has done, and I bought it. :)
Cock is tricky. Getting sufficient identifiers in at such a small scale isn't easy. The less you have to work with, the more each element matters. I reckon it's far easier to write a 60,000 words novel than a 32 word children's book, and the same thing applies here.


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BigV 07-09-2014 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 904071)
I get that. Jinx was of the same mind regarding photography. I just meant that they are desirable. Useless, but I still want one.

Just... It could be a beanie baby type fad and you'd be stupid rich.

Are they all from patterns, or do you create them from scratch? Can you do a little cock? Rooster, that is.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cock+cosy

elSicomoro 07-09-2014 09:12 PM

Someone brought this up in light of the recent Hobby Lobby case...http://sandiegofreepress.org/2014/07...male-employees

xoxoxoBruce 07-09-2014 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 903890)
All the teenies are knitted from patterns in a book called "Teeny tiny Mochimochi" by Anna Hrachovec.
I'm afraid I knit purely for my own entertainment and don't take commissions, sorry.

They are sooo cool. :thumb:
Wonderful to have a hobby you love that doesn't cost an arm and a leg, and small enough to take with you. I don't know if they'd let you take the needles on a plane, though?

limey 07-10-2014 09:47 AM

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Bruce, I don't take this sort of project around with me: it's too fiddly, requires a certain amount of attention and the bits would get lost. I do have travel knitting, usually a pair of socks, which I take most places. For the socks I use a set of five wooden needles which are about five inches long and less than 1/8 inch or so in diameter. I have not yet had any trouble knitting at airports or on planes (sometimes I'm asked to put it away during take-off or landing). If asked I'd take the needles out of the project and submit them for confiscation without argument, even though I reckon they're less dangerous then a fine-point biro. After all, security is only doing their job, and this sort of thing seems to be (anecdotally) at the discretion of the security personnel to a certain extent.
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This is a birthday present for a friend of mine with a significant birthday this weekend who provides office services ...


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fargon 07-10-2014 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by elSicomoro (Post 904062)
I've made too much poo today. :greenface

How much is too much?
Pix or it didn't happen.

BigV 07-10-2014 01:51 PM

would that be a "flushie"?

footfootfoot 07-10-2014 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 904057)
Jim - for me, knitting is like sex. If I love you it's free, but if not you can't afford it!

Sex is kind of like that for me, I'd love it if it was free, but I can't afford it.

xoxoxoBruce 07-10-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 904155)
Bruce, I don't take this sort of project around with me: it's too fiddly, requires a certain amount of attention and the bits would get lost.

OK, I can see that would be a pain, as well as keeping track of where you are with minimum landmarks in a tiny piece
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After all, security is only doing their job, and this sort of thing seems to be (anecdotally) at the discretion of the security personnel to a certain extent.
I think you're right it seems half of them are playing it by ear. You're too young and hot to pull off the sweet little old grandma tending her knitting, so your kind of at their mercy.

limey 07-10-2014 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 904224)
... You're too young and hot to pull off the sweet little old grandma tending her knitting, so your kind of at their mercy.


You old flatterer, you!


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orthodoc 07-10-2014 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by limey (Post 904228)
You old flatterer, you!


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You have to watch him, limey ...

BigV 07-10-2014 08:02 PM

not if you turn out the lights, you don't.

xoxoxoBruce 07-11-2014 10:14 AM

In the light or the dark, the truth shines through.:yesnod:

Gravdigr 07-12-2014 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fargon (Post 904168)
How much is too much?
Pix or it didn't happen.

No. No. NO PICS!

limey 07-16-2014 03:35 PM

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A pear.


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glatt 07-16-2014 03:36 PM

limey, these are all great!

xoxoxoBruce 07-16-2014 08:15 PM

Lovely pear pair.

BigV 07-16-2014 09:42 PM

yes, but just parely.

Gravdigr 07-17-2014 01:10 AM

Let's try to pare down those puns. This means you. Anjou.

Griff 07-19-2014 03:30 PM

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My daughter and I just finished making a Fortress of Solitude for my summer classroom.

limey 07-19-2014 04:25 PM

Excellent, Griff!


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Griff 07-19-2014 04:30 PM

Thanks!:)

xoxoxoBruce 07-19-2014 10:30 PM

Looks like a good place to curl up in the winter, too. :thumb:

lumberjim 07-20-2014 10:37 PM

Nicely done

orthodoc 07-21-2014 08:12 PM

Your summer classroom? I'm sadly ignorant here, but willing to learn.

Griff 07-23-2014 05:23 PM

I have an integrated pre-k classroom in the Summer for guys who are documented as having lost skills due to long breaks. The children tend toward more severe disabilities. We integrate with head start and community children. It ends up being a lot of work because I'm in a different building and don't have a regular ed co-teacher in my pm class.

The castle is a safe place, part of the conscious discipline stuff we use. https://consciousdiscipline.com/

monster 09-14-2014 09:37 PM

State Signs
 
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I didn't actually do any of the painting, but I did the design, made the templates for the dark blue bits (boards were first painted in the light blue), positioned and drew around them then taped the boards ready for painting, orchestrated the whole production process..... I did get paint on me if that counts

....and I'm pretty damned pleased with the result :D

(there are 21 boards in total, so far -after two meets- 8 swimmers have state cuts)

now all we have to do is stencil the words and the Skyline Eagle in white...... easy peasy :lol:

monster 09-14-2014 09:48 PM

(There were about 6 of us on the project today)

Clodfobble 09-14-2014 10:34 PM

These go in swimmers' yards?

glatt 09-15-2014 07:15 AM

very professional looking!

monster 09-15-2014 04:57 PM

yup in the front yard or on the porch for the world to see

thanks :)

Griff 09-15-2014 05:16 PM

Look good!

busterb 09-22-2014 08:29 PM

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Not today. I made a cap rack. Didn't offset the pegs enough. So I thought I would use some L-screws. That didn't work out. The pegs were Birtch and split.
So I stuck a small nail in hole with Silicone glue. You can see in shadow the nails. Anyway today I cut all the pegs off and use L-screws.
New photo later.

glatt 09-23-2014 07:20 AM

A cap rack is a good idea. I have a tie rack that I haven't used much since my employer went casual dress, and I put my caps on that, but the pegs are way too close together and the caps hang over about 5-6 pegs. It only holds 3 caps.

On the back of our basement door, I strung some of that green wreath making wire between two nails driven close to each edge of the door. And we have a dozen clothes pins on that wire. Actually, I think we have two wires like that. Anyway, it's great in the winter time for gloves, mittens, hats, etc.

glatt 09-29-2014 08:18 AM

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Our front steps are concrete and exposed to the elements. Even worse than being exposed to the elements, the front porch roof gets ice dams in the gutters and for several days after a snow, we get melting water dripping down directly onto the steps, where it freezes at night. So we throw down salt to melt it. That salt water works its way into the concrete and I guess refreezes or something. This takes a toll on the concrete, and it gets all cracked up and crumbling


So about a month ago, I got a sack of fast setting concrete patching material and started with the bottom step, hitting the concrete with a regular hammer to break up anything that was loose. I'd smack it with a hammer and then brush it with a steel brush to get anything loose to come out. Then suck it all up with a shop vac. It's tricky to decide when to stop. You could demolish the entire set of stairs with the hammer if you wanted to. With this bottom step, thee were actually tree roots working their way up into the concrete from below and helping to break it all apart.
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It took the entire sack of concrete to repair this one step. So I stopped there for the day.

Next day, I got two bags of concrete for the upper steps and started beating the crap out of them with the hammer. They just crumbled in spots.
In this picture you can see a plastic trash bag on the lower step. That's to keep the water from evaporating from the concrete as it cures. It will be stronger if the water stays in there as it cures.
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I used these chisels to try to undercut the edge of the concrete as much as possible so the patch would want to stay securely in place. It's tricky because sometimes as I was undercutting the edge, a big chunk would just pop off, and I'd need to form a new edge.
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I didn't get any pictures of me mixing the wet concrete and applying it, because it was fast setting and I had to work quickly.
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In this picture you can see I took the plastic off the bottom step and the top steps have now been patched and have plastic on them.

The stairs are solid here, but look like hell. They need some paint.

glatt 09-29-2014 08:19 AM

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You're apparently supposed to let concrete weather for a while before you paint it, so we left it looking ugly for a month, and then I finally got around to painting the steps and porch on Saturday.

Looks a lot better.
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glatt 09-29-2014 08:58 AM

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When we bought this place 15 years ago, the upstairs bathroom had just been renovated by the previous landlord. But they used the cheapest materials you could possibly use, and I hated the pedestal sink. It worked just fine, but the area next to the faucet, where you would place a soap dish had a pretty steep slope to it.
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Every week or two for those 15 years, I'd set down a bottle of contact lens solution and it would fall over the edge of the sink and into the trash can. Or I'd use the liquid hand soap, pumping a little out, and the damn soap would topple over into the trash can. Every time, I'd reach over to retrieve the item and just silently curse the damn sink.

Several years ago, I tried to convince my wife that we should get a sink vanity cabinet with a wide flat area on the top, and she agreed in theory, but we couldn't agree on a color or style.

Recently that all changed. We saw a sink vanity in an Ikea catalog that she thought looked neat because it had drawers, and I loved the flat space on the sink on top. So on our wedding anniversary Thursday, we went to Ikea to check it out. It was pretty cool, so we bought it.

Normally we start projects on a weekend, but we got back home Thursday afternoon, and I proceeded to remove the old pedestal. It was caulked like crazy to the wall, and I had to use a utility knife and thin putty knives to get it loose. I damaged the drywall and pulled up some of the cheap vinyl floor tiles getting it out. No matter, we had a half a box of floor tiles in the attic that they had left for us when we bought the place, and the gouged up wall was going to be hidden by the new vanity, which was a couple inches taller.
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We had fun putting the Hemnes Ikea cabinet together. It was a family project and we only made one little mistake that was easy to fix. The Odensvik sink was interesting, because it came with plumbing that allowed space for the drawers in the cabinet underneath. Pretty cool.
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The new sink is great. I mean, it's just a sink. But nothing has fallen into the trash can. There's lots of space on top.
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Someday, when I'm motivated, I'll get rid of these crappy vinyl tiles and put down a new floor, and I'll put down real base molding instead of the crappy vinyl strip stuff. I still want a new medicine cabinet and lights, and that may very well be next.

Edit: We got the sink almost completely set up on Thursday, but it didn't come with a slip nut and slip nut washer to connect to the wall's rough in drain pipe. So I had to buy that on Friday and hook it up Friday night when I got home from work. And then on Sunday I caulked the sink to the cabinet and to the wall.

Clodfobble 09-29-2014 09:33 AM

Cool, those steps look great! We need to repair a corner of our foundation, you make me think it wouldn't be as hard as I've been fearing.

And I like the encased sink, though I have to admit still having that old towel ring hook there would bug me. I know you can't just pull it off or the wall will be damaged, but I'd wrack my brain trying to hang something from it, or place something up against it, just to justify its existence.

glatt 09-29-2014 09:57 AM

Yeah. It bugs me too.

But I think that's good. I want to put up a new medicine cabinet and will probably put in some new wall sconces or something too. That means I'll have to tear into that wall anyway and then patch and paint it. So leaving that towel ring thing there will prompt me to do that sooner rather than later.

Of course, I'm notoriously lazy with projects like this, and it could wind up being there for 15 years.

monster 10-11-2014 07:23 PM

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Here's a finished product. :)

sexobon 10-12-2014 11:46 AM

She'll have to get a T-shirt with that logo on it so people will say:

Look! There in the water! It's a dolphin (shark), it's a torpedo, no ... it's SUPER HEBE!

monster 10-12-2014 07:29 PM

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I honestly think the suit she wore yesterday would work better than a t-shirt in the superhero costume department. besides, the boys' swim team (and several other teams) have already done the skyline S like a Superman S thing


disclaimer: I did not make this suit and it really was that color.

Gravdigr 10-19-2014 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 911728)
She'll have to get a T-shirt with that logo on it so people will say:

Nice 'S'.

Fixed it.

Gravdigr 12-03-2014 04:55 PM

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orthodoc 12-03-2014 09:01 PM

I tried to make it possible for a commercial driver to continue driving today. Bent the rules using my privilege to use medical judgment and all ... but it turned out badly. Trying to balance public safety and the need to work is tricky. It doesn't go well when the driver lies. Hopefully he won't come back and shoot up my clinic tomorrow, as he suggested he might during a call late this afternoon.

Nevertheless, the otter has me beat. Don't stop posting, grav.

monster 03-09-2015 06:19 PM

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An item to donate to The Open School 7/8th grade silent auction. It's called "Open School" :)

apologies for lighting. best we could do for a quick pic

Clodfobble 03-09-2015 07:45 PM

Cute!

glatt 03-09-2015 08:26 PM

I like that!

Griff 03-10-2015 06:25 AM

I love that! Nice work monster.

Gravdigr 03-10-2015 02:33 PM

Seems a little fishy to me.[/obviouspun]

:D

I like.

monster 03-10-2015 06:11 PM

thank y'all.

Did I tell you I'm making a life-sized amphora for Hebe's (and Hector's and soon to be Thor's)Latin teacher? Now that's a project :eek:. I have been documenting. It's a surprise for him :D


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