Skip to 1:05. That sets up the scariest thing I've seen in a while.
If the embedded video doesn't work, this is the direct link: https://youtu.be/9O7H9qWdquk?t=1m5s

Who lived?

Besides the iPhone?

Trees be tricky. :eek:

Wow.

Not my nightmare, but, much respect.

Gah. Over and over, GAH!!



Somethinger bigger.

Flying Snek, not really, just gliding and only mildly venomous. Isn't that comforting.

I hesitate to call any place that has those things paradise.

Also, GAH!

Sometimes you kill the bull...

Yay bull!

Better wear your brogans...

Spiders are dumb we can outsmart them every time. Amirite?

Yeah, it's a set up. But in your nightmares it could happen. :eek:

http://cellar.org/2017/spider.gif

What in the chocolate-dipped, gold-plated fuck?!?



Apparently, flying foxes can swim.:mg:



Also, @ 0:02:

I wonder why it's swimming? It probably can't take off from the water but did it go in accidentally or for food?

Aussie earth worms. :eek:

Yeesh.

Why is that person using sticks to hold it? Are they dangerous?

If they're the ones featured in "Planet Earth", they're coated in mucus, which they also coat the walls of their tunnels with. So it may just be gross.

According to Wikipedia, they are not poisonous or any thing. They just feel Yukky.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Gippsland_earthworm

Nah, just oogy.

Completely unacceptable in every way. *shudder*

Personally I think this is fascinating, but those with snake fears (and who have their houses on pylons to avoid pythons) might not like...

Nope, think I'll skip that house trick or treating this year... and next year.

You're gonna need a bigger comb.

Just do a quick alignment on the new tires...

"Equilibrate"

That's what I got from that post.

That, and, when a McLaren gets out of alignment, burn it.

Re: Crab house

:shock:

But . . . why?!?

*shudder*

Why? It's not really a house, it's a three story museum on the shore of Yangcheng Lake in China. It's a Chinese mitten crab. ;)

The Chinese must really love mitten crabs!

https://www.amazon.com/Gordon-Ramsay.../dp/B00TE9XX0M

No sound.

Gordon Ramsey is best-watched that way.

Sound works. Mr Ramsey when he is not being an ass is quite pleasant.

Fuck this.<--Short Facebook vid.

Amen to that.

For the love of dogs, people, teach your children TO NOT DO THIS.



Egads.:speechls: A chill literally ran up my spine when I saw that.

Even scarier bigger.

Ima dream about that. I know it.

'Round here (rural SW WA), school buses flash red lights and all traffic in both directions must stop. The lights don't turn off until the kidlets are all safely across the street.

Smart idea, and it works.

But because this is ruralville, there are no "bus stops." School buses stop at each kid's driveway along narrow, winding country roads. Passing a stopped/flashing school bus is strictly verboten.

Traveling anywhere is not recommended during kid pick-up/delivery time. :eyebrow:

Same here, both ways. One morning on the way to work there was a school bus with lights flashing and 2 lanes in each direction dutifully stopped.
After a couple minutes the bus driver comes out of the Dunkin Donuts across the street with a coffee and bag. :meanface:

Aw, that ain't right! :eyebrow:

A European Yellow Jacket Nest As Big As A Refrigerator
 

~Jude Verret, Louisiana exterminator



Link

Nuts. He's apparently been a licensed exterminator for 12 years, but I'd think he'd have more than a single can of Raid.

omfg.

How much can a shed full of shit cost to burn to the ground?

See? That's where I was at.

$3.00. Whoosh! Prollum solved.

A little, teensy nightmare, but still...

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What in the world is that? A stuck snake?

Idk about stuck, but yes sir, snek.

I was guessing fried snek. With a chipotle aioli.

Snot Friday.

Izzit?

Aussie population spread, guess it's a good thing.

And sneks, big mother sneks...

This snek on snek crime has got to stop!

Nightmare Fuel
 

http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.c...g?fs=opencloud



The wife, Brigitte, in the bath.

I would have been hung on a cross if I'd posted that in a non NSFW thread.

In fact, I have been.

Good point. Couple, we don't have a lot of rules here, but please limit posting NSFW images to threads that have the NSFW label in the title.

Sorry about that.
Where do we find the NSFW threads? We can't seem to see any.
Thanks.

There are a handful of them in the Quality Images and Videos sub forum. We are not an 'adult' or porn site, so you won't see a lot of them, but they're there.

Thanks. Found them. Are we permitted to start our own NSFW thread or do we have to post in an existing one?