Is the number still active?

No idea.

If my cellphone didnt suddenly appear to be lost in limbo I'd check.

wow, its amazing how much attention this has got, most likely end up with something really weird by the time this ordeal gets solved. Which most likely wont happen tell the date that has come, then the soloution will become apparent.

On the Robert Silvers page there are the heads on sticks. When you highlight the bottom of the pictures it says "unhssrvelette". What does this mean? I tried anagrams, heres the list: http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/ana...english&where=

HERE VENTS LUST is the only one i found made any sense. but look through the list anyway.

Oh yeah: i think on the official forums it said that MR. TINP ended that phone number. sorry :( but check www.thisisnotporn.com/cellphone/ for a list of messages he got on that number.

sooo....
 

i guess nobody has figured out Audition, Death of A Traveling Salesman yet?

havnt played TINP for a few months >.> need to catch up

Just reminding Audition was a movie and it was a really good movie

"EVEN LESS TRUTH" seems like an interesting one. btw, my my lust always vents ;) Watchout ladies. As well as "ELEVEN THRUSTS".. ohh yeaaa...
giggdy giggdy giggdy!!!

haha I think "ELEVEN THRUSTS" is the clue we've been looking for.
I wonder if this has any signifigance at all or if it pertained to another light *shrugs shoulders*

or maybe 'SEVENTH RESULT'? :)

Actually... there are 7 lights on the lights page, and someone on the official TINP forums found a connection where if you take the cororinates from something to do with the wall thing, put them in a graph, and connect the dots you get a 7.

i dont know if you guys know this most likly but if you click on the l
black scratches on the white guys chest on the MY EYES ARE BURNING HEL a pop up screen called SCEPTER appers with a white hand that turns in to a deer hoof you click on that it takes you to a page called http://www.thisisnotporn.com/DM/inth.../5/Carpace.htm with a bug on it which is formed from a bunch of writing which is
morning, awakening from agitated dreams, monstrous vermin, hard, armorlike back, vaulted belly partitioned by arching riges, legs wretchedly thin

over and over again

i also found this site (most likly already covred because i am an idoit) http://earthdawn.dragonpaw.org/nexus/armors.html

that has to do with D&D i think... or another pencil and paper rpg of some sort

and death of a salesman is a play ... i missed out on seeing it though because tickets sold out >.<

Hey, I just joined..just for this thread...
I have discovered via the page source that there is a Najavo indian language on it...and it translates to: 'I scarcely talk to the cat anymore'

Well...this certainly has my brain fried...argh.

That actually...is a line from the book, "The Metamorphisis" Go read it, its not a long book...

Does the "MY EYES ARE BURNING HEL"
Have anything to do with the story of the greek goddess, Artmeis, whos daughter was called Brynhild ('Burning Hel'), one of the Valkyries.
http://www.rosebudsgarden.com/POL/My...desses/hel.htm

everything seems to have to do with books @_@

Have you guys seen this link?

http://www.thisisnotporn.com/DM/inth...QUITEDLOVE.htm

I've read through about half of this thread, can't remember if this was uncovered or not.

This is really rackling my brain now.

Btw, I got this from the "DON'T STRAY FROM THE PATH PAGE", i still can't make out what it says

yes i've seen the link before...there's nothing there except the DDD pop-up

I believe it says "How would you like it if someone came along and picked something off of you?" There's more explanation of it earlier in this thread i think...like pages 8-15 (i could be wrong about the pages)

Did anyone notice on the page where you mouse over and this poem shows up
"Like one who on a lonely road,
Doth walk in fear and dread,
And, having once turned round, walks on
And turns no more his head,
Because he know a frightful fiend
Doth close behind him tread."
at the bottom the words "you are not of the path" flash very fast every once in a while. it could be a clue to a different light, or just something more to confuse you.

Hello everyone. I got to the My Eyes are Burning Hel page, then got stuck. So I found this site, and now I would like to contribute. The fish page from the my eyes are burning hel link refers to "The curse of the Maserati." As far as I know, the Maserati was an Italian designed car that didn't do too well in America.

Anyway, Yuki has a bad feeling about Gotanda's car. That is what Curse of the maserati refers to.



Gonna check up more to see if there's another Maserati in literature somewhere, but this just popped into my head.




EDIT: IF you click in the lower right corner of the My eyes... page, a popup appears. "SHE IS HIDDEN. THREE ITEMS." I have never seen this before, has it always been there?

Sorry if any of this is a repeat, but it seems as if no one is past the my eyes page yet, and i searched the past 5 pages, didnt notice anything.

EDIT: On the scepter link from thel my eyes... page, the image shown is called "sheepman.gif." Was there a scepter in DDD? Could someone run this through gifshuffle? I always had to go to the library, it won't work on my computer. Sorry again if any of this is old information, just let me know, thanks!

You are right about the Curse of the Maserati was a direct DDD reference, i doubt there's anything deeper. The "SHE IS HIDDEN..." pop-up has always been there to my knowledge. Also, I did a CTRL + F for "scepter" on the online version of DDD and found nothing; it was a good thought though.

I really should download gifshuffle...

BTW: you are right...no one has solved the closest light on the "A moth flew in the room when i di4d" page.

has anyone thought that maybe the audition, death of a traveling salesman has something to do with a much more recent movie, like Big Fish?

care to explain as i have not seen "Big Fish"? I have heard of it though.

Well, knowing the creator of this site, it's more likely a literature reference. But I wouldn't discount movies either, anything at all helps at this point. The only things with salesmen I can think of are:

"Death Of A Salesman" by Arthur Miller. Synopsis: Willy Loman is a travelling salesman, the book never tells what he's selling. He can no longer sell anything, and is no longer popular He is ridden by flashbacks of "Uncle Ben", who struck it rich and is tempting him in cryptic hints to kill himself. His family notices he is trying to kill himself by inhaling gas from the water heater(?). He eventually kills himself by means of car.

"The Metamorphosis" by Franz Kafka. Gregor Samsa, another salesman, wakes up one morning to find he has been turned into a cockroach, bedbug, some sort of bug like that. His literal death is when an apple rots on his carapace and kills him. His figurative death is as soon as his family stops loving him when they see his new appearance. One of the pages on TINP references the opening of this book. this is the ../carpace.htm page.

"Death Of A Travelling Salesman" by Eudora Welty. This book is about RJ..someone (sorry, cannot remember whom), who eventually 'dies of a broken heart/loneliness.'

For audition i can think only of Kiki's audition, which she cannot attend for obvious reasons.

Maybe the link betweeen the two is how each died? TINP gave a clue on the official forums to 'be literal.' Someone else who got in said it's something "subtle and subliminal." I know separate theories and synopses have been posted here before, but maybe seeing them all together or in different words will help someone. I hope so!

Well the thing in Big Fish is the dad turns out to be a traveling salesman.. well the dad loves to tell tall tales, so when the son is talking about his dad he's telling the stories... well at the end of the movie the dad dies listening to the story that his son was telling. The story the son was telling was about how the dad would die.....
as for literal meaning... maybe something like 'heart' could work

Riges??
 

I might have stumbled on to something. On the Carpace page - ridges is spelled riges. The "Danmarks Riges Grundlov" is the Constitutional Act of the Kingodm of Denmark. If I remember correctly, there has been some talk of June 6, 2005 on the boards. The "Danmarks Riges Grundlov" was signed into effect on the 5th of June, 1953. The June 5, 2005 is on a Sunday. I don't know if they have holidays on the Monday following if it falls on a Sunday or not. June 6th is also Flag Day in Sweeden.

Just a thought....

From the TINP.com Forums

First post here. This is where I got most of my information before going to the official TINP forums. Anyway, I've concluded a few things that you might want to know. the word "scepter" from the "WhereisGotanda?" page is an anagram for "specter". And my explaination for the password "Tragedy" or "Tragic" is posted at the TINP forums here:
http://www.thisisnotporn.com/forums/...pic=671&st=320
Now the only problem I have is finding out what the username is. I tried the obvious first:
Death of a Traveling Salesman = "Tragic" or a "Tragedy"
Audition = "Thriller" "Horror" etc

but no results. Hope this helps someone find the answers, if you do please let me know.

hello, ive read most of this forum for help with this isn not porn, im jsut about as far as everyone else. my friends and i noticed faces appearing in the robert silvers page, so i saved the image and looked more closely. sure enough they were there. inverting the colors makes them more obvious. they might be intentional, but i theorize mr. tinp took the picture from a car, with the window up. i think this might be our first look at the person behind this webpage, or better yet, something we can actually use to progress. however, its become abundantly clear that we need a new way of looking at this. we are, at any given time on a webpage. our goal is to progress from this webpage to the next. there are a few ways we can do this....clicking a link, typing a password and changing the adress. we arent popted for passwords on dead end pages such as my eyes are burning hel and the st. johns wort page. that leaves clicking links and changing adresses. ive scoured the pages for links and there are none, so either we need to decipher death of a salesman or type in a new adress. secondly, it would be good if someone could rewrite all the passwords and usernames for new people ( i know its been done before, but this thread is like 30 pages long, we should probably do it again) and give explanations of how these were found, then write a synopsis of all the pathways and dead ends weve seen so far so everyone is on the same page.

also, apparently kris boruff plays half life two, or some one of the same name does. his name pops us on this webpage http://www.planethalflife.com/commun.../walter28.shtm

and what if those popups that seem to be in jibberish are the phonetic pronounciations of words in some forigen languange, i see similarities between it and chinese or japanese when i pronounce the words

I think by not doing this we are encouraging newcomers to read the entire thread, which they should be doing anyways, to make sure they don't post something that's been gone over already.


It's funny, I think I've seen that before though I never related it to TINP. Or maybe it was posted at the official TINP forums but was never thought to be related to the site... I can't remember.

what if there are multiple usernames and passwords for the different parts of the site? i dont recall this being brough up before, but cant there be multiple accounts?

If you're talking about the popups that have no spaces, with a lot of "chee" in them, that's Navajo. Read the whole thread, we've even posted a navajo alphabet.

Regarding the multiple accounts: Good thought. One that makes it all the harder for us, but intriguing to say the least.

I dont understand what you mean about multiple usernames and passwords. There are multiple u/p. Alexander, Gordian; Edith, Head; those are different.

I do agree that a URL change may be needed. I thought about that a while ago, but would only rule that out if Audition gave us a user/pass prompt.

It seems you did a lot of point-and-click to find links. In Firefox you can click Tools>page info and that tells you all the images, links, and other things on that page. Or you can look at the source.

Has there been anyone who suposively solved ThisIsNotPorn.Com??

Sorry if this is a repeat.

No, nobody has solved "Audition, Death of a Travelling Salesman" yet.

i meant for each prompt, there could be multiple usernames/ passwords. take for instance whatalovelydrapetheymake, what if Edith Head wasnt the only user account/ password setup? there could be multiple accounts

Hm, well I hope Kris wouldn't do that to us hehe, because that'd be hell to figure out.

come on, we cant let this thread die, we are the farthest along of anyone out there and were close to getting audition death of a traveling salesman

Just as a reminder: April 2nd is in a few days, hope you can be there.

Could someone help me out?

I wanted to go back to the Don't Stray from the Path page with the tree-face, but the password and username combo Xerxes/Demaratus isn't working. I'm sorry if this has come up already, but I did look through the forums and didn't find anything. Any suggestions?

Thanks in advance
hessianhost

are you sure you used exact capitals? It works for me.

Whats going on now??
 

I stopped playing this game a while back, i come back to it today and the stove on the front page is gone, there's avril lavigne playing, and some creepy blonde boy standing on a beach..... how do i even start this thing off now?

April Fools most likely

*Gasph* this is it ='( everyone is going to give up=/

Well, with over 500 posts in this stinkin' thread, maybe its time for some damned porn.

And lo, there was NOT not porn.

i have a feeling kris reads these forums and knows people are getting bored, so he's switching things up a bit. i also think there was a dead line and we missed it. i say this because the picture....everything about it...is identical to how it was before, except the stove is gone. unless its april fools

Nice tits.

I dunno? They look kinda....too perfect....phony....designer...you know. :biggrin:

I haven't seen as many as you have. And I don't appreciate them in the same way.

So far out of my league I couldn't pick 'em up with a satilite dish, is what I was trying to say. :blush:

hey, sorry i had to leave the chat early. did we manage to figure out the secret of audition death of a traveling salesman?

no, we're still stuck on that

man, still stuck on that one, its a tuffy, this guy is probably laughing at our ignorance, its not really obvious, this guy is a real riddler. hes the real deal man.

i hope im wrong but....
 

What if there is no correct solution? Thats a possibility. It can't be ruled out. I may be an idiot saying this but it is a real possibility. :(

*shrug* I shouldn't think like that though.

-vis

Actually, here's one of Kris Boruff's recent posts at the official TINP forums (http://www.thisisnotporn.com/forum/index.php)



http://www.thisisnotporn.com/forums/...?showtopic=856

arg... so we couldnt get anywhere >.< nowhere to go

TOO EVIL! lol

im not sure if anyone mentioned this before but i havent found it any of the forums. what about the line on the BURNING HEL page that says. "One More to Go. What now? Who was the next in line to die?" i havent read any of the books or anything, but i as i said i havent come across anyone in forums relating this to anything. such as "she is hidden. 3 items" and "one more to go"

has anyone picked up on "where is she?" "whereisGotanda.htm"

i found this while "searching" for gotanda

For further inquiries, e-mail: acl2001@columbia.edu or tanuj@hotmail.com
Audition!
Looking for great actors....
PERFECT GIRL
A character-driven, off-beat romantic comedy about a young man who regrets losing the 100% perfect girl. Adapted from a short story by Haruki Murakami. (Digital Video, Approx. 10 min., non-union, no pay, credit, meals, copy)
Producers: Fatimah Tobing Rony, Francisco Hernandez
Director: Akira Boch, recent graduate of UCLA Film
School's MFA Directing Program.

on this site http://www.aatrevue.com/Oldnews2002a.html
note the "Adapted from a short story by Haruki Murakami."

probably nothing