Check behind trees.

or under bar tables...

or bathroom walls...

Or maybe he's engaging in some sort of partial post-Lent type fast.

he might be doing some target practice before he attempts the real thing...

Ohhh, maybe HE likes army boys too!!!

I don't get that impression. I could be wrong though I s'pose.

Bwaaaa hahahahahahahaha
:corn:

And Jap school girls?

I'm seeing a new porn genre.

Japanese schoolgirl camo? hello kitty shapes in pastel colors?

You're HIRED! we'll need a props master, erm mistress.

I was thinking army boys meet Japanese school girls at picnic at hanging rock. Sort of what HP lovecraft migth have written if he dabbled in porn.

We'll get CF to write the script in her spare time, Elspode can check for continuity errors, and we'll post the rest of the crew as we assign, *cough* positions.

shall we have classicman fix the comedy for us?

Sorry, not much funny in my world. I've been coming here just to vent lately.

Is there a position for me? ::batting eyelashes smiley::