Nope, we are still in the hour of scampering.

Do you have the alarm set?

No

Do I have to get up early?

yes.

Will doom come at the crack of dawn?

nope.

Did your first time having sex with someone you love?

No

Do you like how you look naked?

No, and neither does anyone else.

Have you ever had a truly embarassing bathroom accident?

No , a concert or two but no bad accidents.

Ever been cought pissing in public ??

No, but it's highly over-rated anyway.

Have you ever been caught with your pants down?

Yes - compromising even

Have you ever been caught with someone elses pants down?

Yes, and my skirt fit him just fine too.


Why don't we do it in the road?

Ask a hedgehog.

did you ever have a midnight feast as a child?

Yes

Ever have a midnight feast as an adult?

Yes, but the police chased us out of the graveyard.

Ever see a midnight movie?

Yes.


Was it Rocky Horror?

Yes

Did you see me there?