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Headlines don't get much better than this:

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Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead in a Badger Den in Wales

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster found dead in a badger den in Wales.

DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

Adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh said "Percy was a little guy with big problems... He was doing well but was under pressure like everyone else in this god damn industry."

In a recent interview Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

There's a picture in the article. He does look a fair bit like Gordon Ramsay.

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Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster found dead in a badger den in Wales.

DWARF porn star Percy Foster who was also Gordon Ramsay 's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloids The Sunday Sport & RadarOnline.com

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales.

Because a dwarf porn Gordon Ramsey double that good, you don't want to eat all at once.

Ba DUM dum!

New recipe from Ramsay himself ...

Take one dwarf, and ...

badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger - mushroom! mushroom!.

Nothing can top body was discovered partially eaten in a badger's den in Wales

"Hello! What have we here?" It looks like a ... :vomit:

Maybe he was filming an x rated version of The Tale of Mr. Tod

Hang on, am I only the only person to think this is the weirdest part of the whole thing:
"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

There is your WTF, when fizzy water is less than 10p a litre from major supermarkets.
That was a coded message right there and then.

I thought badgers lived in setts.

It's a literal WTF, because I don't know WTF a "soda stream" is--a soda fountain?

A kitchen appliance for carbonating drinks.
Very eighties.

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Originally Posted by Rhianne (Post 756758)

I thought badgers lived in setts.

They're breaking out of those old 1950s settsual stereotypes.

ƒucking badger-gassers.

I'd love to get a parrot and train it to say "help, they've turned me into a parrot".

And we recently had a story that escaped pet talking cockatoos are hanging out with wild cockatoos and the wild ones are learning the phrases from the ex-pets.

Imagine wlking through the park and being surrounded by dozens of cockies screeching "Help, they turned me into a bird!". :lol:

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 756708)

Maybe he was filming an x rated version of The Tale of Mr. Toad

:lol: