I bought one of those!




NOT.

Oh that link. I was looking at impress' other recent link (the one Merc had quoted just above you,) about the face-painting guy here. Those comments are pretty mundane. :)

Shaddap. I was explaining what it was for the people that can't, or won't, follow links, so they would know what was being discussed. :p

...she's got everything a girl might need; she's a tribal animal, yes in deed.
But she hasn't got a ...

Nose picking: you're doing it wrong.


meanwhile...

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Imagine the surprise when you wake to find a snake slithering out of your mouth after having taken the scenic route through your nose...

And it probably tastes like snot, too.

frickin funny one! I'm choking.

lookout? It's been 25+ years since I played... but looks like a perfectly legit play to me.

I've read about the forked tongue business, but never saw one. Thanks, I guess.

I wonder what effect a forked tongue would have on a blowjob.

Would it be better or worse?

Personally I think that whole split tongue thing is gross and there's no going back, but I guess it takes all types.

How 'bout a split-headed kitty...

The first mouth says to the second mouth, "move over, it's my turn to eat!", and then the second mouth say, "you know you can't eat. I'm the one connected to the throat!"

a siamese kitten?

I hear that in such an Aussie accent!
Where joke has at least three syllables, and maaaaaaaja lasts for at least three seconds.
39 flavours of grim and then grim syrup and grim sprinkles. IMHO.

Fixed it for you.

Nah, the guy in blue is standing too close to the throw-in, isn't he?

(Seriously, I'm pretty sure there would be a rule against vindictive play. Still, the execution was so brilliant I'd let him off.)

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x...ostmanhood.jpg

I call this one...Lost Manhood.

This is hilarious. Man, I am such a geek.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...featureiu1.jpg

As in Creature Feature? lol

No, it's a software thing: "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Ahhhhhhhh.....you can tell Im no techie.

Great frigging play. Could be called for unsportsman like conduct. Not to mention breaking the guys neck. Red Card. :redcard:

I seem to remember there being a rule about feet leaving the ground during a throw in, so I doubt it's a valid play anyway.

For a throw-in to be legal: (a) the ball must be thrown from behind & over the head (b) it must be thrown using both hands (c) the thrower must face the field (d) at the instant the ball leaves the thrower's hands, some part of both feet must be on the ground.

An opponent must stay at least 2 meters from the thrower. Penalized by a yellow card - - - Or a friggin soccer ball thrown to the face.

Now the question come in - is it 2 meters from where the thrower started or the point from which he releases the ball. Its been a long time for me, but I believe its the line or thats what we used as the rule.

http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20462/

http://asktheref.com/Soccer%20Rules/Question/20453/

3 meters is pretty much ten feet in my book. (That's me, my brother and sister and our second cousin once removed) so it seems like blue dude was in the wrong place at the wrong time. white dude didn't seem to look twice; he must have already seen it in his mind's eye.

Thank you, I stand corrected.

Is thaqt after the backflip?

Red card trumps the yellow.

It's like the board game "Sorry."

What red card? For hitting the illegally positioned player? Should never have gotten to that - The ref should have already made the call - not that they EVER call that.

Who cares? Soccer is boring...and growing more boring by every post. :)

Where's more pics????!!!! We need a subject change and fast!

Indoor skydiving

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Thanks glatt...now where in the world is that?

Well as it turns out, Hot Pastrami, a formerly active Dwellar, wrote all about this place in his Damn Interesting site.

It's a former blimp hangar that has been converted into a toasty tropical get-away for East Europeans.

That is a legal throwin as both feet and both hands are on the ball at release after passing straight over the top of the head. No card should be issued. Of course he should be kicked in the cunt for using a women's throw in... but that is a different issue.

I've seen teenage girls use that throw in during competition. While they do get good distance i hate the technique (when executed properly which this isn't) - it is just one more thing for americans too laugh at while dismissing soccer as a sport.

There is no boring soccer, only boring people incapable of understanding soccer.;)

Negative. As a ref myself, act of unsportsman like conduct, or dangerous play trump any previous act of a lessor intent. Red Card. Off with his head.

If he threw it in and did not hit the other offender it would be completely legal.

He scuffed his throwin - in that throw the ball shouldn't be released until player is fully extended. The ball is meant to go high and far with that method. The other player shouldn't have been anywhere near there. The ref didn't do his job in moving the player so it would be difficult to have anything to say about the result. No card. Anything more than a yellow would be criminal even if the ref felt like giving something.

Geez, didn't take you long to bite did it? lol I thought it might have been at least a couple of hours.

context

No foul, No card. But the ref really isn't doing his job there. 1) Should have ordered kid to move back required distance from touchline. 2) Should have required blue shirt to leave field once blood was in evidence. It may not seem fair but that's the way it works.

BTW, you know that kid was hurting. That looks like a cold miserable day. If the ref wasn't going to do anything the coach should have sent a trainer on while the player was down to at least delay the game enough for either a substitution or blue shirt to at least get his bearings.

Thanks for the context, glatt. It's good to see what was intended after the re-do.

I marvel at the talent some of you show. you see a 3 second clip of a video on the internet, read the ridiculous discussion about it, and then are fully capable and motivated enough to track down the full video clip to show us.

I wouldn't even know how to look for that.

I notice on the second throw, Blue guy stood a bit further back. Ah, natural justice, gotta love it.

That's why you'll always be a millionaire and not a billionaire.

Hint: You get people to do that for you.

I actually just wanted to see more examples of that type of throw, so I typed "cartwheel throw in" into youtube and saw that it's commonly called a "flip throw" so I searched that term and this was a top video.

And I wanted to show my kids a nonviolent example of this throw too.

Tough kid . My kind of people

more examples
hehehe



actually, looking at that led me to the second video which is simply an amazing bit of skill.

Ah go on then...
Best of Showboating from Soccer AM - they have it as a weekly feature, but this is the best of the best. You can mute the annoying soundtrack if you like.