Whatever happened to Cowhead?

see wtf nsfw thread

ouch, that was bad.

sorry. it was fresh in my mind

(the cow's too...)

What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?


It's ass.

Who is cowhead?

one of my favorites.

That and "What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?"

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Where has Grimlock been?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idear

also one on my favorites. In fact we've probably now covered my entire joke repertoire. :D

Pilau's favourite joke:

Did you hear about the dog with no nose?

A dog without nose? How does he smell?

Terrible!

yeah, I save that one for the first-graders

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

You know what I'd do if I had a dog that looked like you?

Shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards.