No, I get a buzz from drinking alcohol.

Do you get drunk after a few chicken wings?

Yes.

Does a bear sit in the woods?

Yes

does The Pope live in Greenwich Village?

No

Can you find the popes in the pizza?

Yes.

Can your cat drive?

no
Can your endive?

No - what we call endive you call chicory and vice versa

Can your ex jive?

Like a turkey!

Is your member gold?

Yes.
Am I a golden god?

(I had a cat named Toonces. Best cat on earth.)

Yes?

Do golden gods cause golden showers? :eek3:

yes

are you a cunning linguist?

not yet

do you sing in the shower?

Yes, and I'm sure everyone in my building can hear me. I hope they like Motown.

Do you like to walk in the rain?

Yes and it becomes easier if you walk faster and faster and faster until WHOOSH ....... HYDROPLANE! :eek: At least that's what I used to tell soldiers when I had to force march them in the rain. :rolleyes:


Do you take rainchecks?