glatt: I smell Toll House Cookies baking!

I have been encouraged and directed to come here with request for a title and thus humbly for such.

snow shovel sledding champion 2005

lol...thanks. I knew I should have never tried to use a Gaelic name for a user name and spell it correctly.

O.K. I'm here to see what you can do with me.

regular.joe
'where ya goin' with that regular.gun in your hand' is too long....so....

regular.joe
I'll have a decaf!

I think i could give you about a million titles.

I was havin a decaf when I caught my woman messin with another man....

I'm not sure what that user title means, but I like being incarnate.

Thanks!

dude. wait. what?

huh?

clodfobble? a little help here?

make me shiny new wordy thing please.

Somebody explain to Reg.joe the rules about user titles....

joe.....when i give you a title, you have to go into your control panel and change it yourself.....

the title i gave you was 'I'll have a decaf!' the one that you have right now is an automatically assigned title that changes with your post count. I'm not changing it.....

go to user control panel (link top left of this page)....look on the left for 'update profile' ....enter your custom user title, scroll down and save. voila!

:idea: Man am I slow. I prefer to chalk it up to mild traumatic brain injury.

me