The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. No Mentos required.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. We'll have you shooting soda out of your mama's nose five minutes after that.

The Cellar: We'll have you shooting soda out of your nose within five minutes. And innocent bystanders out of your window shortly after that.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger, use it to salute those who will not shake your hand.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger, and you are third base.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger. Sit on it and rotate.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger. 1 on D and 1 on K? U C? I C.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger. One goes on D and one goes on K. You fill in the rest.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger, this is your gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger, that is your gun. That is for fighting, this is for fun.

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The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger, the tips jar is below.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger. Your ring finger is at home with the wife.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger. OK, we'll smell it.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger. What happens if I pull it?

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger. This is your index finger on drugs *sizzling sound*.

The Cellar: The world is at your fingertips. This is your middle finger, right between Pointer and Shocker.