Sent this Am.

8/20 sent, 1/20 received

BTW The post office wanted a return address, per rules from DHS. Well lady you dream up one then, because this is secret Santa shit.
Said she would think of something. Right. Hope she does before X-mas. :offrant:

once again....just put the recipient's address on the return address spot, too.

Anyone mailing internationally really should be done by now...... it's the last mailing date for US to UK.....

You can add another one to the "sent" count monster, mine went out today.

excellent 9/20, nearly halfway there...

2/20 received

1/20 opened

It was suggested I not do this, but without some humor, what would Christmas be like?

Dear Secret Santa Giftee. 12/7/8/9/07

Warning this product was processed in a redneck facility that might process nuts.
So be advised about the Pecans and Almonds. Some of the toasted pecan might be a little over toasted. Eat it or spit it out, and get over it.
Processor is in no way libel for use or consumption of enclosed crap. LLC and such crap.

(Note) Any dark spots in white candy might be from pecans, flyshit, or I spilled my snuff.
Rest assured that the pieces that fell on floor were not sent to you!

The "cock." I just ran into that, maybe cause of some post. Honest, I didn't go hunting one.

Gift wrap. Sorry your sol. Don't do wrapping, ironing, or windows.

Pay no attention to the age restrictions on the puzzles. Do your best. Should be two, but if cock is broken, just think of it as three. K?

No Nutritional Facts Sheet! I really hope the USDA doesn't hear about that.

Now that I'm over the BS. Maybe.

May I wish you and yours great holidays and a very large new year.

Secret Santa Giftor or Gifter?

PS! The picking up, cracking, picking out, and toasting the pecans put a serious dent in my beer drinking time. SO enjoy. Should I think of anymore BS, I'll PM ya as anonymous.:p

hmmm...i wonder who could have written that? /sarcasm

wait....was that posted by the anon recipient(quoting a note that was enclosed?), or in advance, by the anon sender(by way of explanation)? while the writer is obvious, i cant tell who posted it.

That has to be one of the best disclaimers EVAAARRRRRR

Agreed.

My gift was ordered yesterday, has been processed, and should arrive on my recipients doorstep in 6-10 business days.

I would guess it is a quote from the recipient of the gift, because of this line:

Anyway, I agree, that's got to be the best Christmas letter ever written, and I'm glad we were allowed to share in it. :)

Thanks CF. I enjoyed pecking it out.