Look, almost all the twisted brains hanging around in one thread. I LOVE it!

:lol:

I know how to party with the Ouija what can I say? ;)

But that brings me to the question: are wedgies suitable for 11 year olds?

Oh the indicator has swung to yes!! Wow!!!

You don't need a ouija to conjure a devil. I eat spicy food for the same effect, myself.

Oh, great. Reports are coming in - the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity. Alleged ghost sightings and related supernatural occurances have been reported across the entire Tri-State area.

I'm looking out my window at the Stay Puft Marshmallow man right now.

Cats and dogs living together ... and something about a giant Twinkie.

When my son was 3-4ish he had a massive obsession with Mary Poppins. (And the Sound of Music to a lesser extent; I told Mrs. Dallas he was bound to be disappointed when he learned that Julie Andrews was way too old for him.) At the same time, he had a full-blown obsession with umbrellas. He couldn't pass an umbrella display in a store without pitching a massive fit to be allowed to get one. We eventually "solved" this by buying up 18" umbrellas at the dollar store, so he'd always have his own umbrella.

But the Mary Poppins <-> umbrella connection was obvious. We were worried he'd decide to hop off the stairs so he could fly with the umbrella.

You sure about that? Maybe it was just Krampus?

we'll see if it's right...

Hey, my Ouija board is gonna glow in the dark, beeeyotches!

I asked that stupid online thing why does my back hurt and it answered NO. Dumbass thing.

Yabbut, Labrat's question yielded the answer 9 inches. Maybe it gets the answer right, but the answer is to the wrong question? ;)

It is weird though, that it knew she was looking for a number.


Now I'm scared.:mg:

Actually, it just answered "9"--with no units specified. It might 9 feet or 9 nanometers or, for that matter, 9 days.

I'm going with 9 fathoms -- 54 feet.

That would work!

Shit.

Better hit the store on the way home tonight then...

Ahem. Yeah, I knew that. That was why the 9 was italicized. However, any other explanation did not fit my double entendre. So there...hmmph. :right:

;)

<serious>It just twigged on the phrase "how much". Easy enough to program a short list of "quantifier" type questions, etc. Then hook it up to a random number generator. </ly>

Liar. Thems ghosts in them webz.

Seriously, that makes sense. I'm not very bright. :)