Indeed. good shot.

However, Lance has to overcome an even greater obstacle to win. The wind resistance caused by his gargantuan American BALLS. er. ball. The French don't have that problem, obviously.

bargalunan has vestigal ones, at least, he still has hope.

So, you're saying is that the only reason French women reproduce is tourism, aren't you? You know, that's got a side benefit. Give it long enough and none of the French will be genetically French. There could be some light at the end of the Chunnel!

Europeans shouldn’t have reproduced to give birth to ungrateful US children !

In France we say : Little car --> Big penis and Big car --> Little … !

Do you still enjoy your big Pick-up, Chevrolet, Cadillac, Buick… ?

To answer you Mr Noddle, as for me I’ve got a very little and nice Peugeot 306 !

Meanwhile I must agree that French people don’t have enough courage to have balls cancer operation as Lance did in order to win races.
Even without doping he deserves winning : Respect !

If because of Monsanto you all get balls cancer, French could help US women… Friendly ! :)

That's a common misconception. Peugots are for butt pirates. Get a truck. :lol:

What does barg know ... his alternative vehicle is a Citroen, the only vehicle worse than a Peugot.

Hell, Citroens are so bad we won't even import them! We let in the Yugo.

Indeed. Citroen and Peugeot make cars for unassisted people able to use a gear lever ! :lol:

PS : it's true Citroen are worse than Peugeot.
They are made by Peugeot but don't deserve this name.

Bye

bargalunan, I like you.
Are you really, really sure you weren't adopted from a foreign orphanage? :lol:

:blush:

I will look at my genealogy.
Perhaps one of my female ancestry commited sin with an American soldier.

PS : "commited sin" in French means having sex outside the marriage

Isn't Citroen French for 'lemon'? It's not like they didn't warn you.

Sometimes in France Citroen is nicknamed "citron" (=lemon)

Dear bargalunan:

Here is a picture of an old Citroen. Can you offer me any details? I think it's a model DS, circa 1958...but I know verrrrry little about it, really. Any info?

Another beauty...


edit:

corrected faulty link, thanks wol

Oh my word that's frightening.

(after you correct the URL ... you're missing a "g" at the end there).

You better know French old cars than me. It's archeology !

First one seems to be a DS 21. Its number 75 means it comes from Paris.
Maybe it's a de luxe model with 4 headlights !

Second one, I don't know. Never seen.

Citroen is known for is particular design...

His most famous car was the 2CV (say "duchvo")
still used by seldom lucky students. :)

1st photo : DS 21 1967 and 1969
2nd : 2CV (1945 to 80's)

Do never laugh at a 2CV, it's a French national symbol ! :love:
So good chilhood memories...